Finish The Sentence Game.

[redsliver]

of prostitutes in slave mining camps?

An odd topic but____________

[quamp]

... It seems to boost productivity there.

Because productive workers are...

[redsliver]

bees.

Careful though, they are known to _________

[Guest echtrae]

be awfully licky when agitated.

Another thing to be careful of when they are agitated is the ______________

[redsliver]

female human.

The best form of defense against the agitated human female involves _____

[Guest echtrae]

a solemn face and the canned response of "Yes mistress."

Unfortunately, this seems to sometimes ____________________

[redsliver]

seems to send them off further.

Perhaps a run when you see red tactic will provide __________

[Guest echtrae]

some much needed distance.

Unless you're lucky and she can't throw, then you'll ____________________

[redsliver]

say so long and go down to the old pub instead.

A dozen beers is the greatest ___________

[Guest echtrae]

way to deaden the pain and make even the ugliest person significantly more attractive.

But using beer goggles to select someone tends to leave one with ______________

[redsliver]

with a donkey and a hangover.

Contrary to what one would expect __________________

[Guest echtrae]

donkeys don't make the hangover any better.

Nor does the donkey help with ________________

[redsliver]

breakfast.

She might help make the bed if ___________________

[Guest echtrae]

properly trained.

But frequently the donkey is only trained to ___________________

[Leonhart29]

Fuck men who have the bad taste to drop trou in her field.

Which would be funny if caught -

[quamp]

on camera and posted to youtube.

I think we should stop for a moment and carefully consider...

[Guest echtrae]

what posting this footage on youtube would likely do to the person's life.

If Red is any example, ________________________

[redsliver]

the world is full of friendly intelligent people dripping in animal magnetism.

Animals actually tend not to be magnetically poled because _________

[Guest echtrae]

they lack magnatrons.

But you can fix that by _________________

[Leonhart29]

Shoving a couple up their asses.

But you have to be careful when doing that because.....

[Guest echtrae]

they may stick to your hands.

If that happens, you'll ________________

[redsliver]

not be safe in a House of Knives store.

Although, you might be safe _______________

[Guest echtrae]

if you can cha-cha without looking like a sissy girl.

Though, it is quite difficult to _______________________

[redsliver]

find any fandom without porn made of it.

Is that a bad ___________________

[Leonhart29]

Thing?

It is if you write ______