Finish The Sentence Game.

[Guest Big Samurai]

... charges of destruction of government property, namely the Lincoln Bedroom in the White House.

I hope, for his sake, that his lawyer has a good ___

[capcomfreak4life]

__construction crew behind him.

It's gonna take a good few dollars and an even better few__

[StoryJunkie]

gay decorators,

Who are on 24 hr emergency__________

[redsliver]

fire.

Emergency fire really gets into ____________

[Guest echtrae]

the crevices and tends to blacken things a bit.

But some may view this as a __________________

[StoryJunkie]

blessing in disguise

But only if the blackness was__________

[Leonhart29]

able to suck the political soul out of anyone who stays in the Lincoln bedroom.

Which is why Bush is currently________

[Guest echtrae]

keeping himself as far from there as he possibly can.

But it doesn't matter, because _____________________

[Leonhart29]

He never had a soul to begin with.

Which makes one wonder if he made a deal with __________

[StoryJunkie]

Steven Spielberg

I've often blurred the lines between______________

[Guest echtrae]

director/producer and a mystical embodiment of evil.

Which the ultimate form of evil would be ____________________

[redsliver]

StoryJunkie.

Or at least she would claim that _______________________

[Leonhart29]

with a complete straight face with her fingers crossed behind her back.

Because we all know that StoryJunkie is actually______

[quamp]

... sending his/her posts without his/her S.O.'s consent.

Someone in need of time in a "mental relaxation center" has to be...

[Guest echtrae]

the next person that posts in this thread.

Wait, that would mean ______________________

[Leonhart29]

that I'm seriously missunderstood but still in need of a good long vacation.

After getting out of the Mental Relaxation Center it's best to just ________

[StoryJunkie]

laugh until you pee.

But then again, that just might be a tad_________

[Leonhart29]

Disgusting but highly releiving.

When placed in a round room and told to pee in the corner you should_________

[Guest echtrae]

squat in the center, unless of course you are convinced that you can find the corner.

Never underestimate the power of __________________

[Leonhart29]

a whacked out woman with a full bladder.

But you can always underestimate a_________.

[Guest echtrae]

village idiot who claims that he can be president of the USA.

Sometimes, reality can be _________________

[Leonhart29]

way worse than anything fiction can dish out.

For an example of that please see_________

[Guest echtrae]

the current news programs for examples.

Here we deal exclusively in _______________

[Leonhart29]

fiction based hilarity meant to entertain and enlighten.

That doesn't mean that the news is any less_________

[Guest echtrae]

entertaining, but at least our fiction is plausible.

Maybe not plausible, but ________________