Finish The Sentence Game.

[redsliver]

rejoicing, but alas we were not required to eat Robin's minstrels.

We feasted on the souls of _______________________

[Guest echtrae]

the indignant, or was it the indigent.

Either way, they were served with a ____________________

[redsliver]

delectable fruit salad.

The secret to a good fruit salad is the __________________

[Guest echtrae]

fresh fruit.

If the fruit is too flamboyant, the salad is ____________________

[quamp]

... going to be popular at the Elen DeGeneres fanclub meeting.

If the fruit is too mushy...

[redsliver]

it'll probably taste a little queer.

Forgive the pun, and I'll let you __________________

[Guest echtrae]

get on with your meal.

If you took smaller bites you probably wouldn't ______________________

[redsliver]

be done yet.

Chewing is so passe, the new thing is _______________

[Guest echtrae]

just regurgitate directly onto the food with your digestive acids and then suck it all down.

But some people may not _____________________

[redsliver]

enjoy the buteric smells.

That can be fixed with Johnson & Johnson ___________________

[Guest echtrae]

nasal exhaust spray.

One little squirt in each nostril and ____________________

[redsliver]

you'll blow your sinuses clear.

Clear to where has yet to be ____________________

[Guest echtrae]

determined, but research has shown that the location is no where near Hawaii.

Regardless, you'll be _____________________

[redsliver]

out of your mind and happy.

Or is that out of your mind and _______________

[Guest echtrae]

horny.

If its the latter, you'll eventually ___________________

[redsliver]

be humping fire hydrants.

Hydrants need to feel loved so be sure to buy flowers ___________________

[Guest echtrae]

and candy before hand.

Just don't leave the candy because _____________________

[redsliver]

diabetic horses will eat it and you will be sent to prison.

Pianos keep falling on ________________

[Guest echtrae]

the people who leave candy behind for the diabetic horses.

The irony of it is that _________________________

[redsliver]

the pianos have a similar consistency as iron.

Wait, does irony mean ____________________

[Guest echtrae]

some cosmic sense of humor that usually uses people as the focus of joke.

Or does it mean _______________________

[redsliver]

seeming like iron.

I think the latter __________________

[Guest echtrae]

because once it has hit them, they are rather flat.

Perhaps they could never _________________________

[redsliver]

be reinflated.

However today's greatest minds are busy _________________-

[Guest echtrae]

working on a solution to their problem.

They have deteremined that what they need is _____________________