Finish The Sentence Game.

[redsliver]

with 24 months of microsurgery and an Intestinal Spelunk song about you.

Intestinal Spelunk is the greatest _____________________

[quamp]

... name for an alternative music band.

They do that hit song, ___________________________.

[redsliver]

Jes-ASS Christ and the Fellating Fathers.

It was band from radio for ___________________

[Guest echtrae]

misspelling the word banned.

Actually it was banned because ___________________

[redsliver]

the lead singer used the lyric "The radio station you are listening to eats children." after the third chorus.

Still the song became huge in _________________________

[Guest echtrae]

Alabama.

Perhaps it had something to do with the ________________________

[redsliver]

catchy beat and memorable chorus.

Other theories suggest that the lyric "Bend sister over the altar" ________________________

[Guest echtrae]

might have had a significant effect upon how it was received.

Though such speculation is ____________________

[redsliver]

pointless.

We all know its because Alabamans ___________________

[Guest echtrae]

perfer to keep many things in the family.

Why else would they ____________________

[redsliver]

live in Alabama?

Ever see one of those man-eating _____________________

[Guest echtrae]

lillies that they talk about?

You got to be careful, they'll ____________________

[redsliver]

eat you faster than cannibal ducks.

If you happen to run into a cannibal duck __________________

[Guest echtrae]

try to lead it to it's natural enemy, the man-eating lillies.

They can frequently be found near _______________________

[redsliver]

hookers.

The hookers union called a strike last week due to _______________

[Guest echtrae]

the fact that they weren't getting enough business.

The news article stated their claims were _____________________

[redsliver]

ridiculous and demeaning towards Johns.

Economists expect the entire city to fall into anarchy if the hookers don't put down their pickets by ___________________

[Guest echtrae]

sundown and pick up their skirts.

Perhaps the situation wouldn't be so dire if they just ___________________

[redsliver]

performed blowjobs.

Needless to say, society is ________________

[Guest echtrae]

a wreck with horny guys plugging away at anything with a hole.

I even saw one that was attacking a __________________

[redsliver]

the top of the traffic cone.

At least he had the courtesy to __________________

[Guest echtrae]

move it behind his car door before the attack.

I heard about one that had gotten stuck to a _______________

[Keith Inc.]

car's exhaust. Needless to say, it was the most popular lap ever at NASCAR event.

The question, though, is why the media chose to__________

[redsliver]

ignore the sharp increase in slut stocks.

With sluts on the rise __________________

[Guest echtrae]

there was much penile envy afloat in the small tub.

There should have been much __________________