Finish The Sentence Game.

[Melrick]

not be very useful if it's written by an illiterate.

What I would recommend is_______________

[Guest echtrae]

a steep mountain climb to your nearest guru.

But won't he make me ______________________

[redsliver]

stand on my head and spit nickels.

But isn't that why _______________

[Keith Inc.]

the dentist welded a coin slot into my chin.

Unfortunately, it interferes with____________

[Guest echtrae]

cunnilingus, so I may have to have it removed.

Which is unfortunate, because ________________

[redsliver]

women think sex isn't all about me.

Doesn't really matter, I'm fast enough that ___________________

[Guest echtrae]

it's over before they know it began.

A bit of lube and it's __________________

[quamp]

... much easier that way.

However, if you want to make it really fun, add...

[Melrick]

pepper to taste and stir until done.

Then grab a grater and _____________

[Guest echtrae]

really cheese it up.

Wait, were these the instructions for _________________

[Keith Inc.]

Sex, pizza or a sex-pizza?

Either way, the secret is to ___________________

[Guest echtrae]

oregano and lots of it.

Just to review, it's ok to _____________________

[redsliver]

to let women in the kitchen provided they are aesthetically pleasing and not overly dressed.

The secret to this great orgy meal idea is ________________________

[Guest echtrae]

provided to you today by Redsliver, the orgy lord.

And then the whole thing shuddered as it ___________________

[redsliver]

sprayed its white sticky glaze all over the women present.

The women felt that the glaze was too ______________________

[Guest echtrae]

copius in its quantity and really should have been held back.

But to hold back on such a thing would have been __________________

[redsliver]

an affront to all things beautiful.

And the last thing we want is to be ____________________

[Guest echtrae]

affronting beauty.

Because beauty may be needed when we _______________________

[redsliver]

load up the glaze gun for next time.

Next time will be soon because we _________________

[Guest echtrae]

took much viagra before starting this whole mess.

Not worry though, we _________________

[redsliver]

are willing to keep shooting no longer how long she takes.

How long can she take is dependant on many factors, including ____________

[Guest echtrae]

if it's hunting season.

The other factors are _________________________

[redsliver]

pretty hush hush but I hear it can result in attracting bears.

Women evolved to attract bears because ______________________

[Guest echtrae]

they like big furry mates.

Then why are so many attracted to ____________________

[redsliver]

the women is a mystery.

Bears are godless killing machines, therefore women must be plotting ______________________