Finish The Sentence Game.

[redsliver]

gumption in the evil planners.

Gumption? What the fuck is _______________________

[Guest echtrae]

that doing in the previous sentence?

It's because ______________

[polywolly]

...I said so, or there's some law against it, or something like that.

When does _______________.

[Guest echtrae]

it really matter if it's in or not?

Perhaps that depends upon _____________________

[StoryJunkie]

gumptioneers.

Much like musketeers, they tend to_________________

[foeofthelance]

involve themselves in politics, when they really should stick to sword fighting. Or would that be ______

[StoryJunkie]

"they really should stick to drinking"?

Nevertheless, it was a nice_______________

[Guest echtrae]

travel in groups of three or four and shout insipid but rousing chants.

When it rumbles you should ____________________________

[foeofthelance]

go grab the nearest copper rod while cursing the thunder gods.

If they hear you _________

[Guest Madapple]

they'll give new meaning to Ragnarok.

Speaking of twilight ____________________.

[redsliver]

lets say you and I go grab a case of Moosehead Dry Ice and head back to my 1988 Ford Tempo.

That had nothing to do with ___________________________

[AmyMcClair]

the point of this conversation, but I just had to offer.

There was a point to ___________

[redsliver]

giant rubber black dong I swear.

What that point may be is up for _____________________________

[Guest echtrae]

debate, but it may be Rasputin envy.

That was quite ___________________

[AmyMcClair]

disturbing, thank you.

I think I will now run and _______

[Guest echtrae]

bury my head under my pillows.

While there, be sure to ____________________

[Guest echtrae]

soiled sheets really aren't my thing.

Perhaps you could __________________

[redsliver]

get me a flat of cold shots and fuck off.

All beer cans should come shotgun ______________________

[AmyMcClair]

proof to avoid unnecessary alcohol abuse.

Of course when there is no beer about, _____________

[Guest echtrae]

you will find root beer to be a poor substitute.

A statement that is ______________________

[AmyMcClair]

only verifiable by the drunk at the end of the bar.

The toothfairy is my best _________

[Guest echtrae]

client.

That is probably better than ______________________

[AmyMcClair]

having a pissed off Santa Claus.

There were so many things ___________

[Guest echtrae]

wrong with that statement.

Why is there no __________________________

[AmyMcClair]

relief from this constant jibber-jabber in my head?

Does that make me ________