Finish The Sentence Game.

[Guest Pavana Lachrimae]

...their penises are hanging out.

When in doubt...

[Guest Pherazen]

Steal a bucket of paint and do a Picasso the walls of your new home.

Then sit back and_______

[redsliver]

masturbate while blaring songs from old disney movies.

Just make sure to clean up when ____________________

[Guest Pherazen]

the paint dries and don't forget the plastic covering the floor.

After which, you must__________

[Guest Melody Fate]

Insist on joining the basket weaving class.

On your first day in class, you really should _____

[Guest Nympho]

point out the irony of basket cases making baskets.

When dealing with the annoying neighbor's kids_____________.

[redsliver]

find the hottest girl you can and ask her to arm wrestle

Yes, I'll have the ___________________

[Guest Pherazen]

Ruler of the World combo with extra hand-servants and a side order of Universal Domination, with tyrannical leadership for dessert.

When I rule the world ______________

[redsliver]

I'll give you Japan for a quickie in the restaurant bathroom

Mwahahaha! Bow before the great __________________

[Guest Pherazen]

Stealer of sex toys!

I'll trade you Australia for____________

[Guest Nympho]

the Hawaiian Islands.

If at first you don't succeed___________________________.

[redsliver]

Tell no one you tried

A local boy kicked me in the butt _____________________

[Guest Pherazen]

So of course I had to turn around and kick him in the nuts.

All's well that_______________

[redsliver]

ends with blowjobs

Is it bigoted to hate the __________________

[Guest Pherazen]

Sex hating people?

Damnit! Who stole my________________

[redsliver]

virginity! I need that back for prom!

I'm sorry ma'am is this your _________________

[Guest Melody Fate]

virginity? It's been in the lost and found for about three weeks now and it's getting ripe.

Oh wow, I never thought ______

[capcomfreak4life]

--you could lose something you held so tightly like that.

Lord knows what these girls will lose next, their--

[redsliver]

boyfriends would be nice though.

For fifteen dollars you can see the amazing _________________

[quamp]

... sidewalk as you are thrown out of the club.

Of course, to enter, you'll need _________________________.

[redsliver]

large breasts or major cash

I see you shaking that ________________

[Guest Nympho]

can of mace, so I'm gonna start running now.

When dealing with overactive horomones you should____________________.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Get laid ASAP, that'll calm them down.

If necessary, you should ________

[quamp]

... go quench them in the orgy thread!

If that doesn't work...

[Guest Nympho]

Pull out the old "Buzz Lightsaber". (sorry, old joke )

Make sure you have enough batteries because_________________.