Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 A whore and a bunch of potheads You can tell this is true because ____________-- Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 who else would imagine some witch coming with a poison apple, then think up putting a corpse into a glass coffin? Princesses are really __________________________ Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 jailbait that Disney met during his travels. A box a chocolates can ___________ Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 get you laid. Ice cream is cold and ________________________ Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 pussies are warm. (Not those pussies!) kitties sound like titties because ____________ Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 they rhyme! I can recite the alphabet while___________________ Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 burping and swallowing live fish Playing SC3 is like _____________ Quote
redsliver Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 auto-fellatio. Keep screwing up your face like that and __________________ Quote
Guest yamsham Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 someone will start dry-humping your nose. This sentence ends in a ________________ Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 sudden ... Penis size doesn't matter unless ___________ Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 you're a woman. (I don't know.) Chili is best eaten __________________________ Quote
capcomfreak4life Posted July 10, 2006 Report Posted July 10, 2006 ...chilly! as opposed to warm when it'll REALLY burn you! madame! when i say cock i mean the rooster; what farmers have-- not the one that... Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 11, 2006 Report Posted July 11, 2006 has a pullet for a wife. (Take my cock and pullet, get it, get it?) You may groan now, for ___________________ Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 11, 2006 Report Posted July 11, 2006 the more noise you make, the better the porno. If I could do anything, I would _______ Quote
polywolly Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 fly to Austria and piss off a mountain just to see how angry it'd get. Going uphill can be ___________. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 exhilirating, dangerous and tenuous. Going downhill can be______________ Quote
redsliver Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 faster I'll trade this bag of skittles for one night with your ___________ Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 blow up doll. Most people bring a date to these functions, but this guy ______ Quote
redsliver Posted July 13, 2006 Report Posted July 13, 2006 brought a llama. The only animal sexier than the llama is the penguin because __________ Quote
polywolly Posted July 13, 2006 Report Posted July 13, 2006 ...they all have a Brazillian. The color purple is only appropriate when ____________. Quote
Guest Enchanted Faery Posted July 13, 2006 Report Posted July 13, 2006 you've punched someone in the eye! I wish that hell would freeze over so that__________________. Quote
quamp Posted July 13, 2006 Report Posted July 13, 2006 we can throw George W. Bush in jail where he belongs. We don't solve your problems here, we just ____________________. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 14, 2006 Report Posted July 14, 2006 suggest alternative solutions. Contrary to popular belief, storks actually don't___________________ Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 14, 2006 Report Posted July 14, 2006 fly. Yarfing all over the place is ______________________________ Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 14, 2006 Report Posted July 14, 2006 better than holding it back. Barfing through the nose is______________________ Quote
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