Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 A whore and a bunch of potheads You can tell this is true because ____________-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 who else would imagine some witch coming with a poison apple, then think up putting a corpse into a glass coffin? Princesses are really __________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 jailbait that Disney met during his travels. A box a chocolates can ___________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 get you laid. Ice cream is cold and ________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 pussies are warm. (Not those pussies!) kitties sound like titties because ____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 they rhyme! I can recite the alphabet while___________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 burping and swallowing live fish Playing SC3 is like _____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 auto-fellatio. Keep screwing up your face like that and __________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yamsham Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 someone will start dry-humping your nose. This sentence ends in a ________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 sudden ... Penis size doesn't matter unless ___________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 you're a woman. (I don't know.) Chili is best eaten __________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capcomfreak4life Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 ...chilly! as opposed to warm when it'll REALLY burn you! madame! when i say cock i mean the rooster; what farmers have-- not the one that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 has a pullet for a wife. (Take my cock and pullet, get it, get it?) You may groan now, for ___________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 the more noise you make, the better the porno. If I could do anything, I would _______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 fly to Austria and piss off a mountain just to see how angry it'd get. Going uphill can be ___________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 exhilirating, dangerous and tenuous. Going downhill can be______________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 faster I'll trade this bag of skittles for one night with your ___________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 blow up doll. Most people bring a date to these functions, but this guy ______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 brought a llama. The only animal sexier than the llama is the penguin because __________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 ...they all have a Brazillian. The color purple is only appropriate when ____________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enchanted Faery Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 you've punched someone in the eye! I wish that hell would freeze over so that__________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 we can throw George W. Bush in jail where he belongs. We don't solve your problems here, we just ____________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 suggest alternative solutions. Contrary to popular belief, storks actually don't___________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 fly. Yarfing all over the place is ______________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 better than holding it back. Barfing through the nose is______________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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