Finish The Sentence Game.

[StoryJunkie]

there are rules, and everyone knows that rules are meant to be broken.

There was only one possibility, and it was______________

[Guest Melody Fate]

much too silly for anyone to take seriously, so we had to let the rhino go.

I knew magic was real the day ________

[capcomfreak4life]

---the dark witch down the street opened an all night brothel and bar. gawd!

i likey some perfume to spray on my lady, after all...

[Guest Melody Fate]

she thinks bathing is for lesser beings and she's really starting to reek.

The best part about working in an adult bookstore is ______

[Guest Agaib]

you can page through one of the books without getting any dirty looks and the counter is high enoug to masturbate under.

This is a bad idea because _____________

[capcomfreak4life]

---keeping it clean is still a major requirement for good business.

If a hedgehog was taped killing a gorundhog on groundhog day, then...

[Guest Agaib]

The winter will never end.

Every spring as the Salmon travel up the river the bears ____________

[Guest Melody Fate]

Get confused and mate with them, but it doesn't matter because we still saved a bunch of money on our car insurance by switching to Geiko.

People who watch too much animal channel are bound to________

[redsliver]

pick out and eat bugs from hobos' hair on the bus.

Melts in your mouth, not ___________

[Guest Melody Fate]

in the wrapper as you're taking it home.

"Oh yes!" she cried as ____________

[polywolly]

...God distributed the chocolate-covered elves to the worthy of the Earth.

Facial hair on a woman looks best when ____________.

[Guest Agaib]

Shaved.

I once had armpit hair but ___________

[redsliver]

now I don't have arms.

If you go into the woods today, you're in for a big surprise, if you go into the woods today, _____________________

[Guest Melody Fate]

The birds will peck out your eyes!

Birds find the taste of eyeballs delcious because _________

[redsliver]

of they get a little crunchy when you begin to decompose.

Corpses, if we weren't supposed to eat them God would've __________

[Guest Melody Fate]

not made them so delicious!

The other other white meat is really __________

[Guest Soulsearcher]

kitty. (you would not believe how hard that was for me to type)

When they finally opened up King Tut's tomb _________________

[Guest Melody Fate]

Everyone was shocked when the clown on a spring came flying out.

Porcupines have prickly quills, so don't __________

[Guest Soulsearcher]

use one as a shower poof.

I wanna rock and roll all night, and _____________________

[Guest Melody Fate]

Sell my KISS concert tickets for big money to desperate fans!

Now, sit right back and you'll hear a tale a tale __________

[Guest Soulsearcher]

of an elf and the chocolate he loved to paint himself with.

Wench tossing is a great way to _________________________

[Guest Melody Fate]

Meet new and exciting people and hopefully get laid!

Tofu makes a great substitute for _______

[Guest Soulsearcher]

insulation.

Puppies are fluffy and fun to __________________________

[Guest Melody Fate]

let melt in your mouth!

Cherry popsicles can also be used for _______

[redsliver]

baiting kitties into the catapult.

Everything is better when catapulted, except ______________