Guest Pavana Lachrimae Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 ...their penises are hanging out. When in doubt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pherazen Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Steal a bucket of paint and do a Picasso the walls of your new home. Then sit back and_______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 masturbate while blaring songs from old disney movies. Just make sure to clean up when ____________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pherazen Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 the paint dries and don't forget the plastic covering the floor. After which, you must__________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Insist on joining the basket weaving class. On your first day in class, you really should _____ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 point out the irony of basket cases making baskets. When dealing with the annoying neighbor's kids_____________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 find the hottest girl you can and ask her to arm wrestle Yes, I'll have the ___________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pherazen Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Ruler of the World combo with extra hand-servants and a side order of Universal Domination, with tyrannical leadership for dessert. When I rule the world ______________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 I'll give you Japan for a quickie in the restaurant bathroom Mwahahaha! Bow before the great __________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Stealer of sex toys! I'll trade you Australia for____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 the Hawaiian Islands. If at first you don't succeed___________________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Tell no one you tried A local boy kicked me in the butt _____________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 So of course I had to turn around and kick him in the nuts. All's well that_______________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 ends with blowjobs Is it bigoted to hate the __________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Sex hating people? Damnit! Who stole my________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 virginity! I need that back for prom! I'm sorry ma'am is this your _________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 virginity? It's been in the lost and found for about three weeks now and it's getting ripe. Oh wow, I never thought ______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capcomfreak4life Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 --you could lose something you held so tightly like that. Lord knows what these girls will lose next, their-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 boyfriends would be nice though. For fifteen dollars you can see the amazing _________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 ... sidewalk as you are thrown out of the club. Of course, to enter, you'll need _________________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 large breasts or major cash I see you shaking that ________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 can of mace, so I'm gonna start running now. When dealing with overactive horomones you should____________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Get laid ASAP, that'll calm them down. If necessary, you should ________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 ... go quench them in the orgy thread! If that doesn't work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Pull out the old "Buzz Lightsaber". (sorry, old joke ) Make sure you have enough batteries because_________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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