redsliver Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 practice, practice, practice. I will supply a lap for aspiring ____________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Mother and daughter lap dance teams. If you're getting a lap dance, you should always remember to _____ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 whistle and encourage your supplier to "shake it." The lap dance is always better when _______________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 It's really a girl on your lap, not a blowup doll. The last time he had a lapdance, he ______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capcomfreak4life Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 got so high form the sensations he began dancing with her. If guys returned the lap dances they got as they got them--- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 ... bouncers would have to throw out a lot more guys from clubs. There's always some party pooper around to _____________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 insist that orgies are not safe. If you can't beat em'________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 fuck 'em. That'll show them, won't it? People always forget that _______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 I own a large gun. Now i'll have to teach them some respect. I saw this coming and still... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 didn't even try to stop it. Josh Groban is_________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Josh Groban is_________ Chained up inside my closet for my own personal amusement. On weekends i like to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capcomfreak4life Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 ...jam to the beat of Barbie's horse-riding game's soundtrack. If only those punks next door would stop stealing my mayonnaise... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 ... I could make that tuna sandwich to drive those pesky cat girls away. Cat girls can be annoying because... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capcomfreak4life Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 ...when you make out with one sometimes you end up catching their hairballs. you know what else can annoy someone about cat-girls? They... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 shred your bedsheets every time. If all catgirls were declawed__________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 they'd still have teeth. I've had it with these mother fucking _________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Snape-haters. Snape-haters should all be________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 burned at the stake while forced to stare at a picture of Snape. the greatest thing in the world is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 ...discovering Snapes has moved into the house next door. As soon as Snapes moved in, Polywolly and several other folks from the forum __________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 raped him to death, ate his flesh and made clothes from his skin. God! you people are ________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 ... mentally disturbed, which in this world is a good thing. In a world that has elected George W. Bush twice, who's to say __________________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 how long we can survive. I have the power to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 recover socks that go missing in the dryer. Who ate ________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 my dog!? and when did those Koreans move next door? money can't buy happiness, but it can... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 rent it. Right in her ___________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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