Finish The Sentence Game.

[redsliver]

hold the boom mics.

Drop it on my head and ____________________

[Guest echtrae]

I'm likely to forget my lines in the next scene.

Yes, there are _____________________

[redsliver]

cocaine and dead hookers in my trailer.

Ha! I wasn't even with a ____________________

[Guest echtrae]

transvestite last night.

Bet you're surprised by ________________

[redsliver]

the wig and fishnets though.

I could explain but ____________________

[StoryJunkie]

my lips are too lazy.

I've often wondered about___________

[quamp]

... why Redsliver keeps dead hookers in his trailer.

Wouldn't the smell...

[Leonhart29]

permeate everything making his girlfriend wonder a bit.

Although if she's as forgiving as I think she is, she'll ________

[Guest echtrae]

probably have no sense of smell.

The loss of the sense of smell is called ___________________

[quamp]

... Republicanism.

It comes from having one's nose shoved up...

[Leonhart29]

Their neighbor's ass to the point they have one shoulder lodged in the anal opening.

One would think that is anatomically impossible, but this is ____________

[quamp]

... no problem when you're 85% weasel.

The other 15% is made of...

[Guest echtrae]

ass, so the cycle can be continued around the country.

Oddly enough some people think that there should be some leech in there as well, but ______________________

[quamp]

... That would be degrading to leeches.

Speaking of leeches...

[redsliver]

Suck it!

That was both crude and _______________________

[Leonhart29]

positively medieval.

But leeches are good for blood letting and ___________

[quamp]

... a 'delicious' protein substitute for soup kitchens.

Of course, it's not going to be called leeches. It will be called...

[redsliver]

blood relieving devices.

Politically correct names are __________________

[Leonhart29]

often more amusing than correct.

The politically correct name for a fan fiction writer is___________

[quamp]

... person who writes, extending a fandom.

The politically correct term for an obvious Mary Sue is...

[Guest echtrae]

out of character with a twist.

But that is likely to ________________

[quamp]

... confuse people, then make them angry.

An angry rabid fanboy will invariably...

[Guest echtrae]

froth at the mouth when provoked.

Provocation could simply be _________________

[capcomfreak4life]

__confused with simply "playing with the DAMN switch!"

But as I just pointed out there's more to provocation than flipping someone's___

[quamp]

... "damn" switch.

To really irritate someone, simply...