Finish The Sentence Game.

[Leonhart29]

Stab you with a makeshift shiv made from a date stamp and use the top of a coat rack to pull you into it.

Although jumping out the window instead of walking the plank could be...

[Guest echtrae]

a much shorter stroll, but the end result would be very much the same.

The first would be _________________________

[capcomfreak4life]

__Jack Sparrow of course, you know he's guilty of too many dirty acts.

But at some point, even Jack got jacked___

[redsliver]

by Mr. Oogie Boogie.

That was a sad sad day for slash ___________

[capcomfreak4life]

__fiction...

On that day all slash writers cried, whine, prayed, screamed, gasped, even shrieked and moaned__

[Guest echtrae]

as they brought themselves to a climax with their off-hands.

Which for most is probably like ___________________

[capcomfreak4life]

__finding one's self in a "rump rompe" for the first time and discovering one's masochist side.

Speaking of sides now, which side__

[quamp]

are you on: pirates or ninjas?

I'm on the side of..

[Guest echtrae]

the swashbuckling space pygmy.

Little is known about them, but _________________

[Leonhart29]

What is known is very interesting - seeing as the only information deals with their sexual practices.

The most interesting aspect being...

[StoryJunkie]

....well, let's just say don't ever shake hands with them

Which brings me to this interesting______________

[redsliver]

secret handshake.

I'm sorry, you don't have the credentials to ___________

[Guest echtrae]

learn the secret handshake at this time.

But if you can perform the ___________________

[Leonhart29]

funky chicken for 6 hours straight we'll consider it a good start.

Along with the funky chicken you also have to...

[Guest echtrae]

be able to do the Disco Duck without laughing.

Both are quite challenging tasks, but _____________

[Leonhart29]

When done right they act like an alien aphrodesiac.

When hit on by an alien one must always...

[StoryJunkie]

shake hands immediately and very vigorously.

If you don't, there's a very good chance that_________

[redsliver]

they'll tentacle fuck you.

Which isn't my thing but it sure is _________________

[Guest echtrae]

for somebody.

But when shaking hands, be careful to _______________________

[redsliver]

not get your watch stolen.

Tricky little bastards the lot _____________________

[quamp]

... you've got to be on your guard around them.

Around here, we're safe because...

[Leonhart29]

None of us are the alien kind.

But one forumite in particualr makes us ask__________

[Guest echtrae]

"What fucking planet are you from?"

Though it would be rude to point out this person, but _________________

[redsliver]

I'm sure Storyjunkie will step forward on her own anyways.

At least we know its not ______________________

[Leonhart29]

Redsliver.

As he's grounded on ______