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Not guilty. To begin with, all the lawyers I know are the wrong gender for my tastes.

G/NG: Has intentionally forced someone else off the road when driving.

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NOT guilty by virtue of having nothing past a high school education

G/NG: has been to the Smithsonian

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Guilty. Then again, if you want an entry-level job in my field of study, you have to have a doctorate PLUS at least 5 years experience around here.

G/NG: Has a job that just barely pays the bills.

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Not guilty, although all the bosses around here think that.

G/NG: Needed medicine but were unable to get it at the time.

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Guilty - last count was somewhere in the neighborhood of 190 give or take.

G/NG - has ever run into a tree while on foot? (I'll tell you right now that's where 33 of the stiches came from, and I wasn't drunk)

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Guilty. Cross country and downhill skiing.

G/NG: Has ridden downhill on an out of control bicycle (no brakes) and crashed into a tree? (big ouch!)

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