Guilty Or Not Guilty

[Guest Agaib]

Guilty, but I havn't always been successful.

G/NG edited an embarrassing post

[Nanaea]

Guilty, if spelling mistakes are embarrassing.

G/NG: Spell checks post before submitting them.

[Guest Agaib]

Only somtimes ^^

G/NG: Had sex in someone elses house that didn't belong to the person you were having sex with.

[Nanaea]

Guilty on several occasions and in one dorm room as well.

G/NG: Had sex where you work, after hours?

[Guest Agaib]

Not guilty, it really wouldn't work out in My workplace

G/NG: Has a slight (or more) exhibitionist streak

[redsliver]

Guilty, but only while drinking on scavenger hunts.

G/NG is actually a superhero

[Guest echtrae]

I would never admit to that.

G/NG: Enjoys rejection.

[polywolly]

Guilty, if that means that the people rejecting me will leave me the hell alone. Then all is well in my little world.

g/ng: seriously considered changing their name and moving to a different continent.

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

not guilty

g/ng: had to take a cold shower after reading some major erotic fanfic

[redsliver]

no, I've only ever taken a cold shower because my water heater was busted

G/NG misses breakfast as often as once a week

[Guest echtrae]

Not guilty, just waited until after the kids went to bed.

G/NG: has a pleasure they have never shared.

[quamp]

Now, who in their right mind could say not guilty to that? Well, I think we're all guilty of it.

G/NG: been unjustly called "dumber than a bag of hammers."

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty, in the sense that no one has very called me that, not that I have been justly called that of course.

G/NG - Has used self deprecation to get a laugh.

[Guest Enchanted Faery]

not guilty

g/ng has used someone elses depreciation to get a laugh

[StoryJunkie]

guilty. can't miss a chance on either end. Life is too short, gotta get as many laughs as possible. If someone opens that door, well, all they have to do is take a look in my eye and know they're in trouble. "I'm sorry..." they start to say, and before they can breathe, I snap: "You better be, you useless bag of pus!" LOL (I'm not really that bad).

g/ng: watch porn previews because you're so damn bored, even though they either gross you out, make you sorry for the fools or laugh out loud at how silly actual fucking looks like...(I mean, dogs look better than humans!)

[dazzledfirestar]

Ummm... not guilty. but now that you mention it, people do look pretty funny.

G/NG - Has gone to a concert that you would never admit to seeing in public

[Nanaea]

Guilty, and no, I'm not telling.

G/NG: Collects something?

[polywolly]

Guilty. Old stuff. Not really antiques, just stuff that's old.

g/ng: Has a secret they've never told anyone

[redsliver]

not guilty, I think, I can't recall any stupid secret I kept or keep that at least one person isn't privy too

G/NG corrects peoples grammar as they speak

[Nanaea]

Guilty, in my head. I only slip occasionally and actually correct it out loud.

G/NG: Cringes whenever somebody says s/he's 'doing good' instead of 'doing well.'

[redsliver]

not guilty, I've never heard "I'm doing well" until I was 13.

G/NG doesn't understand how that could happen

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty, I know what the east coast is like!

G/NG - Is a fan of honey mustard

[Guest echtrae]

Guilty, I actually like the stuff.

G/NG: has no qualms about committing traffic violations.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty. I don't drive.

G/NG - Has no qualms about others committing traffic violations

[quamp]

Not guilty. If someone rams another car, they should at least pay for the damages.

G/NG: used profanity at a driver that committed some traffic violation.