redsliver Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 ng, my one emergency condition was lung failure (brought on by either asthma poison or bronchitis, if it happens again, the doctors say I'll get an accurate diagnosis). g/ng: hit on a doctor/nurse/orderly/pharmacist while a patient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 ng- I only go to a doc when I absolutley have to... and by then I'm usually hurting too bad to flirt. G/NG- cheating on a test (honestly if she's going to leave the answers on the board I'm not going to tell her!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Guilty. I intentionally threw the parallel parking part of my driving test. :\ G/NG: lost track of time online and missed or was late to a class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Not guilty, we had a bassackwards sytem that wouldn't allow us on for more than 15 minutes at a time. G/NG- masterbating in a completely innappropriate place (i.e. church) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Guilty. Not at church, but at work, a long time ago. As StoryJunkie would say, in the before time. G/NG- While at an auction, hid stuff from the other shoppers so they'd be less likely to bid on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Not guilty - never been to an auction (unless you count eBay ) G/NG: Got turned on from listening to a song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Not guilty. You mean people actually get aroused by certain songs? G/NG: tried to initiate the wave at a major event (concert, sporting event, etc.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 NG- never been to one. G/NG- going into a chat room and starting a debate just to watch people go absolutely bugfuck on one another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 that's the only reason I go on chat rooms actually. sings along to songs in their head in public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Guilty. Absolutely! Its fun! G/NG - dances to the music in their head in public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 G, but not so's they'd notice. eg: walk in time to the music of a passing stereo on wheels, turn head, nod, swing arms, wink at someone. Very subtle, actually. G/NG: dance on the tables at someone's social/wedding/or any bloody time in your life when you were 1/2 cut and feeling invulnerable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Not guilty, all my craziest stunts were pulled while stone cold sober. G/NG- Spray-painting something on your highschool's wall after overhearing that the camera's on that side of the building were turned off. (never did get caught, and it took them 3 days to get that penis scraped off. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Not guilty. G/NG: Faked an orgasm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Little_Girl_Lost Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 ....Guilty. But, that's like the guilt version of white lies, right? You do it to make people happy, right? White guilt. Lied to a friend and said their fan fic/art was better than it really was to make them feel good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Not guilty. I give constructive criticism. G/NG: Urinated in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 guilty, don't go on the skate park in the Halifax commons or on the left side of Sobey's in Sydney river. Has defecated in public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Not guilty. Ate an entire half gallon of ice cream in a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Not guilty. G/NG: Ate an entire bag of marshmallows or chocolate chips in one sitting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Not guilty. I've come close numerous times, though. G/NG: Lied you your S.O. about his/her performance in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 NG- I'm such a little angel... G/NG- deliberatly making statements that could be taken any nuber of ways in a completly innocent tone of voice, just to screw with someone's head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Guilty... but only when the person I'm talking too is stupid. G/NG- Watched a TV show, not because of actual interest, but because someone on the show is attractive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Guilty. G/NG: Bought a movie that you knew sucked, but featured an actor/actress you found particularly hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Not guilty. Rented, yes. Bought, no. G/NG - Has misquoted someone famous just to see if anyone else notices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Truth is weirder than fiction. G/NG: Been accused of hogging the computer to spend too much time on AFF.net by your S.O. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Guilty... actually being accused of that right now. G/NG - ignored SO when they are accusing you of hogging the computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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