Guilty Or Not Guilty

[Nanaea]

Guilty, if asking "what does masturbation mean?" whilst taking a quiz in my mom's cosmo magazine when I was 11 counts....

G/NG: Has filmed self masturbating for later enjoyment (either by SO or self)?

[polywolly]

Er...not guilty.

g/ng - Has made plans to watch all the unlabeled video tapes and DVDs should they ever visit Nanaea's house.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Not guilty. Really, not guilty at all.

G/NG: Thinking everyone in a room/group/work situation hated your guts when they've done absolutely nothing to indicate they do, and you've done nothing you can think of that would make them hate you in the first place.

[quamp]

Not guilty. I'm not paranoid.

G/NG: "Forgot" to sign a check to pay a bill because you didn't have enough money in your bank account at the time, but sent the check anyway.

[polywolly]

Not guilty. I have past dated the check, "fogot" to mail it for a week or so, and then called to say that it arrived late because of the US Postal Service. It works everytime.

g/ng - running to the store late at night for something you can't live without.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Guilty.

Running to the store in the middle of the night for something you really didn't need, but wanted to satisfy a craving or weird desire.

[quamp]

Not guilty. I don't really have weird cravings for anything... except maybe sex, but I've never gone out for that.

G/NG: Posted a fic without spell/grammar checking it.

[Guest Nympho]

Guilty, but only because I was stuck with Win98 at the time.

G/NG- Grabbing a drink at a familt picnic while you were still underage, just to freak someone out.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Not guilty.

G/NG: disguising alcohol as something else so you could drink it in public

OR if you don't drink alcohol. . .

Sneaked food and/or drink into a place where you shouldn't like a movie theater or a library.

[Guest Nympho]

Not guilty, but bottled orange juice is no longer allowed in my old high school. Screwdrivers are so easy to smuggle in.

[quamp]

Not guilty. Oh wait a minute, there's nothing to be guilty or not guilty for. Shame on you, Nympho!

G/NG: Bought a present for your S.O. and then ended up using it more than s/he did.

[Guest Nympho]

Not guilty. Oh wait a minute, there's nothing to be guilty or not guilty for. Shame on you, Nympho!

Yes, I've been very bad and need to be punished.

Not guilty, never had an S.O.

G/NG- deliberately teasing every guy in the lunch room by enjoying a banana or lolli-pop or popcicle very, very much... while keeping a completely innocent expression on your face.

[Guest Mike256bit]

Well, I tried, but I don't think many guys were paying me much attention until I started choking. Effectively not guilty.

G/NG: Have yelled/swore/shaken fist at an inanimate object substituting the person(s) you truly had beef with. (example: the local porn depository shut down so my gal and I spent a few minutes arguing with the shop.)

[redsliver]

I don't believe so.

G/NG has broken something in the frustration of writer's block

[Nanaea]

Not guilty - yet....

G/NG: Has thrown something in a fit of rage and ended up breaking a window? (It was my son's sippy cup )

[polywolly]

Guilty, except for the window. I threw my car keys once, succeeding only in breaking my remote door unlocker/truck opener device and landing the entire set in a pot of yucky water in the sink. Less breaking, more "Eww, I have to stick my hand in there".

G/NG - Stormed out of the house in a fit of anger, then realized you forgot something important (smokes, keys, clothing), so you had to go back inside through the door you just slammed.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Guilty.

Has stormed out of the house in a fit of rage and pretended you left something behind so you could go inside and see if your S/O was suffering.

[quamp]

Not guilty. When I get angry, I tend to stay put and not walk out.

G/NG: Initiated sex to apologize for something s/he did.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

Guilty. Although, it was usually after a half an hour of cutsey "wuv 'oo's"

G/NG: Being sickeningly cute with an S/O in public.

[StoryJunkie]

Once. The lifeguard nearly threw up

G/NG: kissed in the pool

[polywolly]

I can't remember exactly, but I'm sure I'm guilty.

G/NG- Going through the drawers or cabinets while waiting in an examining room at the doctor's.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

^^;;; Guilty. I've got waaaaaaaaay too much curiosity for my own good.

G/NG: Got caught snooping through someone's drawers when you were really just looking for a fork.

[redsliver]

Not guilty, but I've only been to doctor's offices for immunisations as a kid or to get a note to miss a lab at university and once when my lungs took a vacation.

Rushed to the hospital in an ambulance

[quamp]

Not guilty, but there have been times when I could have been.

G/NG: Had to wait more than 6 hours in an emergency room to see a doctor.

[Guest Mike256bit]

Not guilty.

G/NG: Refused to see a doctor, despite an emergency condition.