Guilty Or Not Guilty

[dazzledfirestar]

Guilty... but it wasn't a big sneeze... and its family! If you can't share germs with your family, who can you share them with?

G/NG - Has spit in someone's food

[quamp]

Not guilty. However, when I was shoveling burgers for minimum wage, I was sorely tempted on numerous occasions.

G/NG: wrote an obscene word in catsup/mustard/some other sauce on someone else's food.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty... but I may try it sometime soon!

Has squirted someone with a catsup/mustard etc. on purpose

[Guest Madapple]

guilty, it was mustard wrestling! the stains were impossible to get out!

g/ng: has backwashed in a soda then let someone else have a drink.

[dazzledfirestar]

Guilty... but it was my husband, so as far as bodily fluids go I don't think backwash is a big deal

Has told someone that there was no meat/sugar/milk etc. in something when there was.

[StoryJunkie]

yup. He knew I was lying tho. It was "rum flavoring" in the coffee. (How could anyone miss it?) ("Cross my heart and hope to die", I said.)

G/NG: used alcohol in your cooking/baking when you knew the person you were making it for would never eat it if he/she knew....(It evaporates, what the biggie?)

[redsliver]

I have used alcohol in baking, and sometimes too much of it, but never because the people eating it wouldn't if they knew it was in there.

has earned themself a nickname they don't understand or remember getting

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty... not yet anyway!

G/NG - Has crushed a beer/pop can on their head

[Guest Madapple]

ng, never even tried.

g/ng: has stashes of artificial sweetener packets hidden about the house.

[dazzledfirestar]

NG, only in the kitchen and they aren't really stashed...

G/NG - Has stolen utensils from a restaurant

[Guest Mike256bit]

Sorta guilty. I regularly take plastic utensils from my school's cafeteria.

G/NG - Throw food in a fancy place.

[Guest Madapple]

guilty. it's amazing what you'll do when full of liquor.

g/ng: saves state (US) quarters.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty. They're so similar to ours that I just spend them if they happen by.

g/ng collects foreign currency

[Guest Madapple]

g: collected as a teenager.

g/ng: hides chocolate so no one else in the house will find it.

[redsliver]

Not guilty, although I still have a 10 Canadian 2 dollar bills.

Has gotten tips in foreign currency.

[dazzledfirestar]

Guilty... but it was American money, so I didn't complain.

Knows the current exchange rate (Can/US)

[Guest vorheesfan07]

Not guilty. It's not that I don't care it's just that I don't have the math skills necessary.

G/NG ~ Had some anatomy fall out in public

[redsliver]

not quite fall out

G/NG has peed somewhere outdoors in public while drunk.

[Guest vorheesfan07]

Guilty. The cat wasn't very happy

G/NG ~ Ate cookie dough straight out of the box.

[polywolly]

Guilty. Who cares if the package says "Contains raw eggs. Do not eat before baking."

g/ng: Trained a bird to say dirty words.

[Nanaea]

Not guilty.

G/NG: Licks the beaters?

[Guest Mike256bit]

Without fail.

G/NG: Replaces a vital ingredient (like milk or egg) in a recipe with a poor substitute? (Like. . . Sprite)

[redsliver]

not guilty

wings recipes rather than looking for the proper way to bake/cook it

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

Guilty...

Bought cake mix at the store then claimed it was your own family recipe?

[redsliver]

um, no

has keyed someone's car