StoryJunkie Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 that stupid mall in VAncouver! I kept seeing the same anime store over and over....it was a nightmare! But not as bad as the cornfield maze. I nearly threw up in that one I got so turned around. (Bleah, thanks for the memory, dudette!) Ever gone off to the side of the road to take a piss because you were in the middle of nowhere, and no gas stations for the next five hours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Oh so guilty, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. G/NG: told someone they did something totally amazing when in reality it totally sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Um, Not guilty? Can't think of a time when I didn't insult someone that deserved it. But I may have, during one of my ingratiatingly polited jags. G/NG: fell asleep during an important recital/performance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Nopers. Too hyped up on adreneline. G/NG: completely forgot an appointment that was super important and lied about the reason you weren't there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Sorta, if the dentist is super important. G/NG: Lied to the dentist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 So guilty, yes, yes I do brush and floss every morning and night. Honest! G/NG: forgot to do something and totally faked your way through it, and got praised for your good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Sometimes I forget to prepare statements for when I present work but I usually fair well with the ol' bullshit machine. G/NG: Called someone on their bullshit machine only to be schooled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Not Guilty. I've gotten away with it, I let others get away with it. G/NG: Mispronouncing words deliberately (ie. Target pronounced french) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Guilty on the Target for sure. G/NG: Were so certain of something you were willing to bet on it, only to find out you were incorrect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Oh yeah, so guilty on that one. My husband DELIGHTS in telling me when I'm wrong. G/NG: taking a joke a step too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vorheesfan07 Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Guilty. G/NG ~ Went to school/college wasted AND never caught Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 NG. It must be a guy thing. (And btw, people DO notice, they're just too polite to say) G/NG: Got wasted at a party. (Please don't be Quamp!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 beyond guilty Accused Quamp of being an alcoholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Not guilty, but I've seen the madness. G/NG: Seen other madnessess. Es. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vorheesfan07 Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Guilty. G/NG ~ Farted over a lighter only to scorch your balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Now who in their right mind would do something that stupid? (O.k., so you can make an argument about me not being in my right mind. Well, I am NOT GUILTY!) G/NG: Lied to a teacher about why you didn't do your homework. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Only once. but I'll have to kill you now. G/NG: accidentally put the car in reverse instead of drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vorheesfan07 Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Guilty. The local PETA members weren't happy with the results. Stupid cat. G/NG ~ Wondered about one or more of the users do when they AREN'T on the forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 not guilty, from a pattern I've seen they're all just biding their time until they decide they want to Beta for me. has used an inappropriate metaphor in front of children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Guilty. Covered up by saying: "And I dont' EVER want to hear you say that to anyone at school!" (God, I'm so bad) G/NG: hears voices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vorheesfan07 Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Guilty. I swear, my air conditioner is trying to talk to me. G/NG ~ Talks to the voices Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 What kind of voices? If you're talking about the voices in my head, I don't think there's anyone who could say no to that. G/NG: This Comic is like you (if you like women, then substitute female characters for the male ones.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 um... not guilty, however, Sephiroth is gay, I read that in the paper the other day. Has thought of a fictional character during sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 Um, guilty.... *runs and hides* G/NG: Masturbated while reading erotic fanfiction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 guilty, but then again talking on the phone to my mom practically sums up everything I have done without masturbating. Has masturbated more than 10 times in a 24 hour period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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