Guest Madapple Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 ng: window open, yes! hoping to be seen? no g/ng: has yelled at neighbor at 3:00 a.m., or p.m. for that matter, out an open window, "For God's sake! Put a God-Damned sock in her/his mouth!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Not guilty. The neighbors around these parts pack shootin' irons. G/NG: Had an awkward moment by meeting someone you once had a one-night stand with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Madapple Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 i know, shooting irons here, too, quamp. Guilty, he chased me around Target, what could I do? He was between me and the exit! G/NG: spit on someone's sandwich and watched them eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 nope. although I've eaten something the baby spit on. I like spit. After all, I exchange spit alot when I ...ah, never mind... the answer is no. never have. Backwash, yes...but not to be mean. I just love sharing spit...did I mention...? g/ng: picked up and ate what looked like a left over potato chip crumb the next day after the night before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Not guilty. Now a chocolate chip cookie? Different story. G/NG: over feeding a pet goldfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I DO worry about them eating each other (OH, the horror). (Is that why the tank is so cloudy?) g/ng Don't brush off the bottom of your shoes before you enter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Ever? Then I'm guilty. On a regular basis? Then no, I'm not guilty. (And yes, overfeeding can make the water cloudy. Of course, so can poor quality water or poor filtering/changing water issues.( G/NG: Let a dog lick your ice cream cone then continued to eat it afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Guilty. Over a decade ago, I had a teeny tiny Pomeranian who was my bestest friend. We shared ice-cream cones, but never on purpose. She'd sneak up while I was watching tv. Lord knows I probably licked dog spit occasionally over the course of her lifetime. Has told someone they like their hair/outfit/tattoo even when they didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vorheesfan07 Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Guilty . . . she had a knife. A really sharp one too. It was pointed at me. G/NG ~ Performed a bodily function in a swimming pool on purpose after the age of five. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Guilty, but I have to qualify that by saying that I had to go and this bully wouldn't let me out of the pool. He repeatedly punched me in the stomach while two of his friends held me down. They let me go after the accident, though... G/NG: Forgot your S.O.'s birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 er. But my brain cells, you see, they are going....sighs. I forget my Own birthday for chrissakes! G/NG: Stop whatever you are doing when a really good song comes up and you dance and singalong to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 23, 2006 Report Share Posted July 23, 2006 Not guilty Has played one song on repeat for over 10 hours straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 23, 2006 Report Share Posted July 23, 2006 Guilty, but, to be fair, the song was a good 30 minutes long. G/NG: Played music you don't even like for the express purpose of annoying someone nearby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vorheesfan07 Posted July 23, 2006 Report Share Posted July 23, 2006 Not guilty, but thanks for the idea. Guilty or Not Guilty ~ Got a hard-on during a church service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted July 23, 2006 Report Share Posted July 23, 2006 Not guilty. I am ill-equipped for such things. Has been aroused by something they at first found repulsive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 23, 2006 Report Share Posted July 23, 2006 Guilty. Mmm. The guilt is soooo good. G/NG: Has had too much of a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 23, 2006 Report Share Posted July 23, 2006 Oh, probably. And I probably threw it all up. That's how I know it was too much. G/NG: ran amok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 I run amok on a regular basis! G/NG: Tried to take a cat for a walk on a leash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 not guilty, the only cat I lived with took her own walks Has run over a cat or dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Not guilty. I was in the vehicle when my friend hit a raccoon and when my dad hit a horse, oddly enough while towing a loaded horse trailer. The raccoon didn't make it. The horse got up, gave us a dirty look, and promptly headed for home unscathed. Tough critters, them horses. Has hung up on someone during a conversation with someone they knew (telemarketers don't count) and then pretended they got disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 well, not technically. I simply ended the conversation. I'm incredibly arrogant, you see. I never apologize for my rude behavior. It's Always warranted. Besides, everyone can tell when I lie. G/NG: cannot tell a lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Guilty, I really suck at lying. G/NG: Gone commando when there's still plenty of clean underwear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Corvis Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Guilty. I just get so lazy sometimes. G/NG - Lying about where you spent a paycheck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Not guilty. I don't have my paycheck to spare. Thanks a lot, NY. G/NG: Asked for more than $10 in coinage at a bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vorheesfan07 Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Guilty. Best part was, I asked for it in pennies. I tell you, them bank tellers have NO sense of humor. Neither do the security guards, come to think of it. G/NG ~ Saw someone with their fly open and didn't bother to tell them about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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