redsliver Posted July 18, 2006 Report Posted July 18, 2006 not guilty, back in my school days we just settled for pummelings and getting stabbed with broken lighters. Has stabbed someone so that they bled. Quote
quamp Posted July 18, 2006 Report Posted July 18, 2006 Not guilty, unless you count the several times I was cutting food and accidentally cut myself... G/NG: didn't pull over or slow down when an emergency vehicle was coming up to them. Quote
redsliver Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 guilty, had the music too loud, didn't hear it, luckily the road was two lanes. Has followed a fire engine to see what the trouble was. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 er...on foot once, but it was an explosion, and I didn't really follow the fire engine per se, they just happened to be there when I arrived. Closest I ever got to it. G/NG Went too far with a joke Quote
Guest vorheesfan07 Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 Not guilty . . . yet. Guilty or Not Guilty ~ Fell asleep behind the wheel and wrecked the car. Quote
NefertariAran Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 Not guilty. Lit an entire tissue box on fire? Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 Guilty, but it was actually five boxes fueled with half a can of Zippo lighter fluid. G/NG: Driven a car that was not registered, not insured, and with no licence. Without getting caught. Quote
quamp Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 Not guilty. I'd kind of worry about those who have, though. Has had a score under 40 on the 500 question Purity test (google it.) Quote
redsliver Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 not guilty though I had around a 75. Has waited and waited for something to be released, celebrated when it did, but all the while knowing you were going to be disappointed with it. Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 Guilty. HP6. G/NG: Gone to the movie theater to see a single movie as often as you could afford it, bought the movie the second it came out and watched over and over for two weeks strait. Quote
Guest vorheesfan07 Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 Not guilty. There's not a single movie I like THAT much (so far) Guilty or Not Guilty ~ Offered food to someone . . . AFTER you dropped it on the dirty floor. An alternative could be offering a drink AFTER you backwashed into it. Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 Guilty as charged! And proudly so. She got what was comin'. G/NG: Read a book hidden inside your textbook while ignoring your teacher. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 Guilty as sin! Ate an ice cream cone by bitting off the bottom and sucking the ice cream through the cone. (Give yourself bonus points if you then tossed the cone away) Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 Guilty, but I can never toss a good cone. G/NG: Performed on a popsicle. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 Guilty. G/NG: Sang loudly and offkey in public - while sober. Quote
Guest vorheesfan07 Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 Guilty. Although I don't have the scars, I was politely asked by the bus driver to keep my day job. G or NG ~ Went streaking only to be busted by the cops. Quote
polywolly Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 Not guilty. Oddly enough, I never run around outside naked. Has walked by a window not shielded by any form of blind while naked and did not realize until the last minute. Bonus points if it was dark outside and there were lights on inside the house. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 Guilty like sin! SIN! (Worse part is, little boy next door was STARING AT ME!) GrNG: Tried to filet next door neighbor for being a peeping tom. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 er ... not guilty? ^^ G/NG: totally fondled and groped someone, knowing you didn't have the time to actually follow through. Quote
Guest Madapple Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 totally guilty, guy begged to be groped, he was the only one who hadn't been, the whole evening. I hope a pity grope counts! g/ng: has put gas in the car and driven off without paying. Quote
Guest vorheesfan07 Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 Not guilty. I'm too nice of a guy. G/NG ~ Has had a bad habit of continuing games either on this site or another one. (Please, don't let me be the only one with a crappy memory.) Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 I don't understand... did you mean forget to continue? In which case, I've done it before, I think we all have. G/NG: Yelled something that made absolutely no sense while having sex. Quote
Guest vorheesfan07 Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 Not guilty. Never had sex (so far) And yes, I meant FORGOT to continue. G/NG ~ During a conversation with a friend, a woman you don't know hits you while you're talking about the dikes that broke in New Orleans. Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 Not guilty. Now that was a stretch. G/NG: Had sex with a window open, in the hope of being seen. Quote
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