Leonhart29 Posted July 20, 2007 Report Posted July 20, 2007 Guilty G/NG sings Monty Python songs in imitation of Mr. Gumby? Quote
quamp Posted July 21, 2007 Report Posted July 21, 2007 Well, of all the Python characters, I most resemble Gumbee... I can do his voice, but I can't sing in it. You know, this kind of reminds me of this guy I saw at a cosplay contest who dressed up like Professor Gumbee... he won 2nd place for it too. G/NG: Watched a Python movie when it first came out in a theater. (Saw two of them like that myself.) Quote
Guest echtrae Posted July 21, 2007 Report Posted July 21, 2007 Not guilty. G/NG: has had a confrontation with a stranger within the last year. Quote
redsliver Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 In December I was a tight wound ball of rage, there were a few strangers who undeservedly got yelled at. G/NG tends to just bottle things up until they explode. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 Not guilty. I try to express myself. G/NG: has "expressed" themselves upon a friend or family member. Quote
redsliver Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 All the time G/NG has gotten angry at someone over something that was your fault. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 Not Guilty - I know when something is my fault and my anger goes where it needs to. G/NG Has ever been given the pat answer of "It's not you it's me" when someone broke it off with you? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 Not guilty, I was honest. G/NG: has told someone that they were horrible in the sack. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 Not Guilty - I told them that they couldn't learn and were too stuck up - but not horrible. G/NG Has had a fight during sex Quote
Guest echtrae Posted July 22, 2007 Report Posted July 22, 2007 Not guilty. G/NG: has given tips to a lover on how to improve. Quote
quamp Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 Not guilty. G/NG: Bought sex manuals, DVDs, tapes, etc? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 Guilty - but only because I found this old copy of "The Joy of Sex" at an old second hand book shop. I have to say that the thought of NOT shaving my arm pits is not my idea of sexy. And then there's my copy of the Kama Sutra... very enlightening. G/NG has given someone a sex manual, DVD, tape whatever... Quote
Guest echtrae Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 Guilty. G/NG: has received a sex manual/informational/book as a gift. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 Not Guilty - If I've got it I found it myself. G/NG has found a parents sex manual/sex information Quote
Guest echtrae Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 sorry. Not guilty. G/NG: knows the difference between then and than. Quote
redsliver Posted July 24, 2007 Report Posted July 24, 2007 Guilty, but that's not to say I never make the mistake while typing. G/NG screws up homonyms habitually when writing. Quote
quamp Posted July 25, 2007 Report Posted July 25, 2007 Why wood you think I wood do that? G/NG: has twins in your family. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 25, 2007 Report Posted July 25, 2007 Guilty - I gave birth to a set. G/NG Has children of their own Quote
redsliver Posted July 25, 2007 Report Posted July 25, 2007 Possibly, shall I reiterate the joke about fertile women and the harbour? G/NG has played a song until they couldn't stand to hear it again. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted July 25, 2007 Report Posted July 25, 2007 Not guilty. G/NG: has been subjected to a song being played repeatedly until they felt like destroying the offending noise maker. Quote
quamp Posted July 26, 2007 Report Posted July 26, 2007 I don't see how anyone could be innocent of that one. When I lived in a dorm, my roommate LOVED to play rap. He would set the volume low and leave Fear of a Black Planet by Public Enemy going all night. G/NG: had your sleep ruined by noisy neighbors. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 26, 2007 Report Posted July 26, 2007 Guilty - that was this morning. G/NG Has had a road construction crew member bang on your door and ask you to move your car Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 27, 2007 Report Posted July 27, 2007 Not guilty... and they'd be sorely disappointed if they did, cuz I can't move it! G/NG - Has been whistled at by a construction worker. Quote
redsliver Posted July 27, 2007 Report Posted July 27, 2007 Guilty, but my then girlfriend was paying for school by working with her uncle's construction group. G/NG Has whistled at a construction worker. Quote
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