Guilty Or Not Guilty

[Guest echtrae]

guilty.

G/NG: has played the "hide the salami" magic trick.

[dazzledfirestar]

Guilty... but I wasn't the one with the salami obviously!

G/NG - Has a huge stash of euphemisms.

[Leonhart29]

Guilty - when you grow up in the south you get them by osmosis.

G/NG Has found themselves using euphemisms they heard from their grandparents.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty... I don't remember any euphemisms I may have heard from my grandparents.

G/NG - Has grandparents still living.

[quamp]

Only one of the four is still around. She's 98 now, and about to turn 99. Two of them died last year though.

G/NG: Had a relative die in the last five years.

[dazzledfirestar]

Several actually. One cousin, two aunts and a grandfather.

G/NG - Is the baby of the family.

[Leonhart29]

Not guilty - I was the guinea pig - you know - the oldest.

G/NG was the first born

[Guest echtrae]

Guilty.

G/NG: had a favorite sibling that they terrorized.

[StoryJunkie]

n/g I couldn't stand it from my evil older brothers (I'm SO proud of them now though!), so I doted on my younger siblings.

guilty or not guilty: prefers being tortured that being the torturer.

[Guest echtrae]

Not guilty, I'll admit to a certain amount of sadistic pleasure.

G/NG: steals souls for a hobby.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty. I figure SJ's already got all the good ones.

G/NG - Has a band they don't admit they like publicly.

[Leonhart29]

Hmmm - not guilty.

G/NG likes a band or group so much they tout their qualities to anyone who will listen.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty... unless someone asks.

G/NG - Has never had a problem sleeping.

[Leonhart29]

Not Guilty - I've been having problems with that for a bout a month now.

G/NG loves cheesy movies

[Guest echtrae]

Depends upon the specific cheesy movie.

G/NG: thinks the end justifies the means.

[quamp]

Not always. For example, if I wanted to reduce overpopulation, I wouldn't go around killing people. I'd educate them on having fewer kids.

G/NG: Thinks having more than three kids is a bit crazy.

[Leonhart29]

It depends on the situation - if they can take care of them, feed them, clothe them, educate them.... I see no problem with it - but if they can't even afford to take care of a gold fish then I suppose I'm guilty.

G/NG Comes from a large family

[Guest echtrae]

Only if three is a large family.

G/NG: wishes they came from a large family.

[Leonhart29]

Not Guilty - I had to fight for everything I got with just four.

G/NG Wishes they could lose something other than their car keys in the coming week

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty... I don't want to lose anything!

G/NG - Loses many things in a day.

[redsliver]

Guilty, I can misplace anything.

Finds lost things with ease.

[Leonhart29]

Guilty as long as it's the weight I lost - other than that it's almost impossible.

G/NG watches Oprah

[quamp]

Sorry, I'm at the day job when it airs. However, my co-workers think she's a goddess, and they use their Tivo's to record her every day. (Many of my co-workers are African-American.)

G/NG: Watches Jerry Springer.

[Guest echtrae]

Not guilty.

G/NG: thinks that the high point of daytime television is when they air reruns of a scifi tv show.

[Leonhart29]

Guilty - I used to watch STNG for about four hours in the afternoons all the time.

G/NG Has watched a documentary on a subject that scared the living shit out of you just for the thrill (just finished one on scorpions... I'll have a hard time sleeping tonight wondering if one's in my bed or not)