Guilty Or Not Guilty

[redsliver]

ng, my one emergency condition was lung failure (brought on by either asthma poison or bronchitis, if it happens again, the doctors say I'll get an accurate diagnosis).

g/ng: hit on a doctor/nurse/orderly/pharmacist while a patient.

[Guest Nympho]

ng- I only go to a doc when I absolutley have to... and by then I'm usually hurting too bad to flirt.

G/NG- cheating on a test (honestly if she's going to leave the answers on the board I'm not going to tell her!)

[quamp]

Guilty. I intentionally threw the parallel parking part of my driving test. :\

G/NG: lost track of time online and missed or was late to a class.

[Guest Nympho]

Not guilty, we had a bassackwards sytem that wouldn't allow us on for more than 15 minutes at a time.

G/NG- masterbating in a completely innappropriate place (i.e. church)

[polywolly]

Guilty. Not at church, but at work, a long time ago. As StoryJunkie would say, in the before time.

G/NG- While at an auction, hid stuff from the other shoppers so they'd be less likely to bid on it.

[Nanaea]

Not guilty - never been to an auction (unless you count eBay )

G/NG: Got turned on from listening to a song?

[quamp]

Not guilty. You mean people actually get aroused by certain songs?

G/NG: tried to initiate the wave at a major event (concert, sporting event, etc.)

[Guest Nympho]

NG- never been to one.

G/NG- going into a chat room and starting a debate just to watch people go absolutely bugfuck on one another.

[redsliver]

that's the only reason I go on chat rooms actually.

sings along to songs in their head in public

[dazzledfirestar]

Guilty. Absolutely! Its fun!

G/NG - dances to the music in their head in public

[StoryJunkie]

G, but not so's they'd notice. eg: walk in time to the music of a passing stereo on wheels, turn head, nod, swing arms, wink at someone. Very subtle, actually.

G/NG: dance on the tables at someone's social/wedding/or any bloody time in your life when you were 1/2 cut and feeling invulnerable

[Guest Nympho]

Not guilty, all my craziest stunts were pulled while stone cold sober.

G/NG- Spray-painting something on your highschool's wall after overhearing that the camera's on that side of the building were turned off. (never did get caught, and it took them 3 days to get that penis scraped off. )

[Nanaea]

Not guilty.

G/NG: Faked an orgasm?

[Guest Little_Girl_Lost]

....Guilty. But, that's like the guilt version of white lies, right? You do it to make people happy, right?

White guilt.

Lied to a friend and said their fan fic/art was better than it really was to make them feel good?

[quamp]

Not guilty. I give constructive criticism.

G/NG: Urinated in public.

[redsliver]

guilty, don't go on the skate park in the Halifax commons or on the left side of Sobey's in Sydney river.

Has defecated in public

[Guest Melody Fate]

Not guilty.

Ate an entire half gallon of ice cream in a day.

[Nanaea]

Not guilty.

G/NG: Ate an entire bag of marshmallows or chocolate chips in one sitting?

[quamp]

Not guilty. I've come close numerous times, though.

G/NG: Lied you your S.O. about his/her performance in bed.

[Guest Nympho]

NG- I'm such a little angel...

G/NG- deliberatly making statements that could be taken any nuber of ways in a completly innocent tone of voice, just to screw with someone's head.

[dazzledfirestar]

Guilty... but only when the person I'm talking too is stupid.

G/NG- Watched a TV show, not because of actual interest, but because someone on the show is attractive

[Guest Melody Fate]

Guilty.

G/NG: Bought a movie that you knew sucked, but featured an actor/actress you found particularly hot.

[dazzledfirestar]

Not guilty. Rented, yes. Bought, no.

G/NG - Has misquoted someone famous just to see if anyone else notices.

[quamp]

Truth is weirder than fiction.

G/NG: Been accused of hogging the computer to spend too much time on AFF.net by your S.O.

[dazzledfirestar]

Guilty... actually being accused of that right now.

G/NG - ignored SO when they are accusing you of hogging the computer.