Guest vorheesfan07 Posted August 1, 2006 Report Posted August 1, 2006 Guilty. G/NG ~ Resorted to desperate measures to stop Jehovah's Witnesses during X-mas.
Guest Mike256bit Posted August 1, 2006 Report Posted August 1, 2006 Not guilty. I'm actually usually really polite with them. Mostly, I'll immediately explain that I'm not interested, but sometimes I'll let them talk and then I'll kick the big door open so the dog can see them. There's a screen door, of course, but it gives me an out, like "Oh, the dog's gettin' that look. Better feed him!" Anyway. G/NG: Have sicced an animal on someone. Without masturbating.
quamp Posted August 1, 2006 Report Posted August 1, 2006 Not guilty. I try to be kind to animals. G/NG: Learned a foreign language.
Guest Mike256bit Posted August 1, 2006 Report Posted August 1, 2006 Guilty. French and German. Not great at either. G/NG: Pretended to speak a different language to avoid having to talk to someone.
StoryJunkie Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 Guilty. I accidentally infered that he drank, for which I am abjectly apologetic. G/NG: staying in your pajamas all day long on the weekend
Guest Mike256bit Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 Guilty. Though, I hate it. It makes me feel utterly unaccomplished. G/NG: Went to bed fully dressed, drunk or otherwise.
StoryJunkie Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 Guilty. But during the course of the night, someone took off my pants and socks. How disconcerting! G/NG: taking off someone's pants after they've fallen asleep/passed out
Nanaea Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 Not Guilty. Applied make-up to someone who had passed out (bonus points if you made them look like a clown).
Guest vorheesfan07 Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 Guilty. Of course, she already looked like one to begin with. G/NG ~ Tricked a sleeping chic into making out with you
dazzledfirestar Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 Not guilty. G/NG - Has woken up with a person you have absolutely no memory of meeting
redsliver Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 not guilty Has left someone in the middle of the night after sleeping with them.
dazzledfirestar Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 Guilty... but he deserved it... it was just bad.... Has punched a wall
Guest vorheesfan07 Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 Guilty. It hurt. G/NG ~ Punched a parent
dazzledfirestar Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 Not guilty... both my parents could kick my ass! Has been part of a protest (or any kind)
redsliver Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 I picked up a vegan chick at a kfc protest, did you know they choose not to use condoms? has banged a vegan
quamp Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 Not guilty, but if you see one that would be interested in me, I'm more than available. G/NG: Won't drink tap water no matter how thirsty you are.
Guest vorheesfan07 Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 Not guilty. I really don't mind tap water. G/NG ~ Ran out of ideas for this thread
StoryJunkie Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 er...guilty? but I always manage somehow, someway...(sounds like a song) G/NG: stole the cookie from the cookie jar
Guest Madapple Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 ng ~ it was peanut butter. g/ng Bites toenails instead of clipping.
redsliver Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 I can only reach one foot well enough anyway, and I stopped doing that when I was fourteen. is a nail biter
StoryJunkie Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 N/G hurts my teeth G/NG: doesn't turn off the lightswitch before changing the lightbulb
redsliver Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 guilty, also I'm guilty of ninja'ing you g/ng: is a nail biter
StoryJunkie Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 HA! I swiftly and cleverly edited it! Now you look like afool, battlecat, er i mean redsliver! G/NG: likes to eat butter right out of the dish
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