JayDee

It's risk and reward; you might be horribly murdered by Cybermen, or you might run into the Doctor and Clara and get a selfie!

I'm actually fine with Ne/Ner. It's been done before in science fiction, and works well with minimal explanation. Another character might make note of the use of the pronoun, and have an "oh, right! XX is a neutral!" sort of moment, and that's generally enough for most devoted readers of science fiction.
Just my tuppence on the topic.

Honestly, as far as I understand it in English, It and They are gender neutral pronouns, much like in many other germanic languages, so you could always just use those. I have heard that nowadays, there are gender non-conforming people who are asking to be referred to by "they", as a gender neutral pronoun, instead of she or he.

For some reason, "jealous husband with a gun" keeps running through my mind...
However, it's far more likely that I will be done in by a panic-induced heart attack after being bitten by a huge-but-harmless spider while standing atop a ladder on the observation deck of the Empire State Building -- thus succumbing to my two worst fears, spiders and heights!

I think there is at least an outside chance that I shall be trampled to death by the King's horse during a daring protest at some point in the future. I mean, the Queen is really old, and we're certain to have a King next. And protests in the UK are really starting to heat up...
Just saying. Probably just a matter of being in the right place, at the right time, with a leaflet about foodbanks or social housing. Or foxes. Save the foxes!
ETA: The best two placards I saw yesterday were a child with a picture of a bowl and spoon, and a caption saying: "Please Sir... Can I have some... anything?" And another guy had one that said: "Dyslexics against the cunts!"

"If Tom jumped off a cliff would you too?"
"Yep! Already did!"

I'm fairly sure I did die once after jumping off a cliff. Presumably, I'll try something different this time around.
Now, if I'm getting a choice, I'd prefer to die after a delicious meal, accompanied by a fine wine, and with at least three much younger men in bed with me. In reality, however, I'll most likely be trampled to death by a runaway jumper as I'm attempting to dart across Broadway to catch a bus down to my dealership to collect my car after an inspection and tune-up.

If you've ever died this topic may be triggering and so you should stop reading now. I'm serious. Get your rotting zombie/overdressed vampire/transparant ghost etc ass out of here.
I think it'll be an execution for me, probably by firing squad or decapitation. Or, possibly more likely, a freak accident involving a copy of Catch 22, two marmots, a 1958 Plymouth Fury and a telephone directory with every name containing the letter "t" crossed through.
How about you?
Hmm?

No, no! Not like scolding at all - what I was getting at was, well, if it's not your cup of tea it's better to have some coffee rather than choke it down
You wanted the best joke, you ended up with number 2!

Please don't get me wrong: I wasn't complaining that this story wasn't my cup of tea, I was more or less informing you of that fact. Sort of like me saying, "I don't usually do this on the first date, but..." Apologies if it came across as me scolding you or anything like that. I read the tags. I don't normally read scat stories, but I was intrigued to see what you would do with the material, having handled necrophilia so adroitly.
Explaining the eyes and footjob as exactly the sort of sadistic thing Bellatrix would do just for kicks is an excellent bit of characterization. Having only seen the movies, my impressions of her were that she's very powerful, very dangerous, very insane, and everyone was scared shitless (so to speak) of her!
Spicy Indian food... *shudder*. Reminds me of the "South Park" parody of The Human Centipede. Hey, there's an idea -- Bellatrix gathers up some other students and sews them to Harry to make a Hogwarts Human Centipede!!
Damn, I forgot Harry died at the end of the Tonks "corpse-fucking spectacular." (I guess I liked that story so much I wanted it to go on somehow...)
And, finally, I fully intend to read Part 2 when/if you decide to write it up! Just in case you give a shit...
(You see what I did there? Did you see it? Oh, yeah!)

Actually, I nearly had shit hitting the Fan in my Orc sex story.

The Boy Who Ate Shit And...

...and another stomach strengthend by archive moderation!

Thank you! As with PW I do feel a little bad that you read it. It's pretty niche and frankly scat's right up there with canniblism, torture snuff, overly young characters and Ayn Rand fandom for things that most readers are understandably keen to scroll right past. If a writer I really like had a minor1 tag I'd give it a miss! I wouldn't have minded if I got no reviews for this one! It's nice of you to offer some kinds words, though.
As for palete-cleansers - the House White at the manor has proven more popular than the monthly decanting of House Red.

The Boy Who Ate Shit And... Part 1! A story that may leave a bad taste in the mouth! Where Nymphadora Necrophilia proved inexplicably popular, this one'll prove inexplicable!

Good thing I don't take the star ratings to heart - first rating was within 10-12 hits and for one star. I'd be willing to bet they didn't read it, just saw the title and codes and BAM!

Heh. Anyway, a review:



Nooooooo! I mean, thank you for the review! I suspect reviewing may be a little constipated on this one so getting any comment is cool, and you're really kind with your praise for Bellatrix' vilness but Noooooo! You shouldn't put yourself through something like this if you don't have too! You'd just end up feeling wiped out
Poor Harry, indeed. Us fanfic writers have put him through so much. Though at least I didn't change his name to Drake Quaksforth and move him to a single man-mother's hostel in New York. Though that may come in an AU.
But where did Bellatrix learn the Brown Arts? Is Harry the the kind of Potty to take Bellatrix' breakfast kneeling down? Or will he wreak his terrible miasmatic revenge? Find out only in part number 2! Or possible also in part 3 if I run out of words.

For Surrender:
I actually have Seaquist in my family line, certainly doesn't bear thinking about too closely. But thank you, both for reading, and for reviewing! I seem to be developing a bloodthirsty streak, and I'm not entirely unhappy about that. I don't do fluffy all that well anyway.
I do hope to be playing in the prompts more often, yes, so let's hope!
Thanks again!

"READ THIS STORY OR I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL"

I like Melrick's suggestion also but wonder how many people would make the connection...
I've already run through oodles of titles in that vein but was trying for something a little less...um just less I guess LOL
Most of my titles so far sound like bad after school specials like Gay for Pay: How I ended up in the bottom Magus has also come up with some very bad titles along the same lines. My favorite so far is Poking Poopers for Pennies, I'm just not that brave though.
I may go with this and if I do I will make sure to give you credit JayDee!

I think I would call it, "The Package Deal," which references the agreement he was forced into as well as calling the male bits "a package," and... and... no? Oh, well... what about...
This one only works if your son character is named Max: "Mad Max: Fury Choad"
Or, how about:
"Not Mother of the Year"
"What I Did on My Summer Vacation"
"How to Succeed in Gay Porn Without Really Trying"
"Rimming for No Fun or Profit"
"I Suck at This"
"The Obligation"
I'll be here all week, folks! Tip your waitress!
Note for concerned observers: I'm not ridiculing people; just trying to come up with a clever line. No offense intended!!

"READ THIS STORY OR I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL"

If you have any left, let me know and I'll see what I can do (to them)...

Yeah! We wouldn't give up! We didn't surrender!
And I still have a soft spot for the grouchy badger alchemist from the frittle story I did.

No, seriously, you were awesome at the challenge prompts. You stuck it out through the Quarter of Amazingly Awful Words!

It was the fine tradition of protest via art, I tell you, and we protested our fingers off.

I still can't believe we managed all those. When we protest, we do a bang-up job! Or were those the poor characters in our fics? Oh, well...

Adduced
Callipygian
Embrangle
Embrocation
Frittle
Gallimaufry
Incondite
Invidious
Opprobrium
Paronomasia
Quidam
Sobriquet
Vilipend
...I wore out my finger flipping off the threads.

I actually find drabbles harder to write than the flashfics. Trying to do a drabble well is one of the toughest things for me. It's even tougher than haiku (Warning: Link: NSFW, death, gore, poetry)
I'll check it out though. S'nice to see the prompts get used - I did a story for the first 52 and then had to stop. Mostly because of PETA protests.