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  1. pittwitch

    The party is over but the hard work is not. TinyDancer and I have been issued a challenge. Tiny to face off next to the best dancer I've ever seen from our studio - in a duet - for competition - in three weeks. Me? Oh no big deal" design, create and fit two custom costumes and the most detailed make up work I've ever done. I got this. (HELP!)

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      I'm sure you can do it, and if not, it'll be a story to tell anyhow :)

    3. kagome26isawsome

      kagome26isawsome

      You can do it! :D

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Costume sorted for expediency's sake. Ordering one.

  2. pittwitch

    the thought for today: A really good friend will delete your computer history if you die. :P

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    2. marley_station

      marley_station

      My friend has what he calls a 'porn friend' who is designated to come into his home and scour it of his hardback porn when he dies so his mother doesn't find it. Some setup, eh?

    3. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      Like Marley wrote, make plans. In the Britcom "Coupling" one of the characters explained the "Porn Buddy" concept in detail.

      My files (including history, cache, etc.) are automatically encrypted enough to stop plain old friends and family. That fact alone should scare them away from looking any further. :)

    4. marley_station

      marley_station

      @FairySlayer LOL you HOPE.

  3. pittwitch

    There is no sale item under the sun that could entice me to go out into the stores today. EGADS! Really people?

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I went once in my life. It was over 30 years ago, and I have never repeated the experience.

    2. kagome26isawsome

      kagome26isawsome

      i talked my dad out of taking 3 tvs to good will yesterday....i know better than going out on black friday

  4. pittwitch

    thinks she pulled a muscle laughing with her college roommate tonight!

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Those are among the only muscle pulls worth getting! :D

    2. BoredStraight

      BoredStraight

      I love friends who make you remember how hard you can laugh!

  5. pittwitch

    thought for the day: Nothing sucks worse than that moment, in an argument, when you realize that you are so WRONG!

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      rofl.. so true.. but it might suck worse when you realize that even though you know you're SO wrong, you still don't want to admit it :D

    2. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      You were wrong about something? Eek!

      Still, being wrong is one way how we learn. The Scientific Method actually depends on it.

  6. pittwitch

    Toddlers & Tiaras? WTF is wrong with these women?

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    2. Techno-Ninja

      Techno-Ninja

      WTF? No...just...no. Poor little things. D:

    3. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      These women are living out their beauty queen fantasies vicariously via their daughters apparently.

    4. marley_station

      marley_station

      Are you kidding? We could spitball that question until February.

  7. pittwitch

    Too early to be awake

  8. pittwitch

    too much to list here lol

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::offers whiskey, chocolate, and hugs::

  9. pittwitch

    totally frustrated on all fronts: spent the day battling in a foreign language, the IT genius who had the gall to ask me if I had my caps lock on, traffic to pick up the MIL's gift to my kid, only to come home to decipher Homer for a 15 year old, and have hubby hollering about the bills. Calgon, take me away!

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      :hugs and passes the GOOD rum:

  10. pittwitch

    trudges back to sparkly hell. Not Twilight. Tutus. I'm being attacked by tutus.

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      When I have all 21 black/rhinestoned rock n roll tutus finished I plan to take a picture amongst the beasties. Look out!

    3. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      Tee hee! Video cam and YouTube? *snicker*

  11. pittwitch

    Trying to write with a house full of hopped up teengirls = impossible.

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Mmmmm! Is it the DragonWeasley?

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Who else? :D

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      There's just so many of them to choose from!

  12. pittwitch

    Two days of dance divas done. Four days left. Two of those in the happiest place on earth, soooooo, I think I can handle some more Diva-tude.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      LOL! Enjoy, Witchy!

  13. pittwitch

    Verizon sucks balls, and not in the good way

    1. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      Yes, they do. I have stories I could tell...

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      No arguments here...

  14. pittwitch

    waiting for bad news again. I don't like this new pattern. :(

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      I guess he's right. Off to sleep and away. Bad for everyone else there thougj. Sorry.

    3. Melrick

      Melrick

      I agree, not a bad way to go if you have to go. Still sad though.

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Yeah, when he didn't come out of anesthesia, we were just waiting for the word. Still sad even though you know what the word is going to be.

      Thank you all!

  15. pittwitch

    Waiting for test results for my first "baby" - an amazing horse who I've trusted not only with my life, but my kids. It may be time to say goodbye. :(

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I'm so very sorry, love... ::hugs tightly::

    3. Danyealle

      Danyealle

      I'm sorry, PW. *HUGZ*

    4. Anesor

      Anesor

      Saying goodbye is the hardest thing in life.

  16. pittwitch

    Watermelon sherbet

  17. pittwitch

    Waves back! Just a friendly witch, for the most part. Welcome to the forums!

  18. pittwitch

    Welcome aboard the Clean team!

  19. pittwitch

    Welcome!

  20. pittwitch

    What part of WITCH do they not understand?

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      The ITCH? *scratches*

    3. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Probably the Wit part.... :D

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Too funny, y'all. Thanks for the grins!

  21. pittwitch

    what to make for dinner when her oven won't light. :(

    1. ApolloImperium

      ApolloImperium

      Depends on the meat. You can always braise it on the stove!

    2. kisakimiko

      kisakimiko

      Will your stovetop work? Chili, Soup, Stew?

    3. marley_station

      marley_station

      Reservations!

  22. pittwitch

    When I leave, I will leave on my own terms. I will not be bullied or threatened. I will not allow someone to speak to me like that ever again. Ever.

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I think I'm fired, but I'm not sure. :(

    3. sumeragichan

      sumeragichan

      Hopefully the boss will back you....:hug:

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      That was our boss. :(

  23. pittwitch

    when the support character wants to take over the WHOLE story.

  24. pittwitch

    Why don't readers pay attention to the summary?

    1. marley_station

      marley_station

      We suffer from summary ADD.

    2. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      They would then realize how pointless their flames are.

  25. pittwitch

    Why in the hell does everyone think what I do is so damn easy? Two freakin' hours editing someone's work and I'm nowhere near done. This is not going to work. Head desk, repeat.

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      These ones I can actually reach, eyeballs a wooden spoon. :P Small light at the far end of the tunnel, former employee of mine is coming back as of June! So, I might yet get a vacation, lololol. Ouch. I think I hurt myself laughing again.

    3. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      Woot! Congratulations! At least keep the hope alive! :D

    4. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      I need to get you a desk pillow. :) Anyway, I'm glad there's light and it's not a train.

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