I actually ended up reviewing one of my own stories once, right here on AFF.
Alright, not exactly. What took place was, I NEVER end up logged out of AFF on my two computers, ever. Somehow, by clicking remember me on something or by pleasing the Firefox gods, I have managed to stay perpetually logged in and I like that, so I don't try to change it.
Well, I had my friend over, because I make my friends read my fanfics AND review them (I'm evil, and that's a very evil thing to do) and after much prodding, roaring, and threatening with denial of peanut butter klondike bars, she left a review, dubbing herself a Pimp Master Proxy. (there are no such things, by the way) After I recovered from my bout of wtf, and finished staring at her.. awkward spelling habits, I just smiled, nodded, and trotted the human off for her klondike bar before she went into withdrawl.
Later on, I found that the review was left by a "Dark Mrowlidash"...
I chose to do nothing, figuring that no one reads Ergo Proxy fanfics anyway, and those few who do, couldn't form an angry mob large enough to take me down for my "arrogance".
And some time afterward, I got a review for that fic that made me so happy, I forgot all about the other one.
But to make the long story short, I am guilty. What you going to do about it?