KuraiNeko

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Princess Sally Acorn GAWD!!! I love her!

^Should know that Chinko(penis) cosplay is fun if done right. (By the way I made my avatar myself using a panel from a chintsubu fanlation)

neither have I I have never been to an indoor waterpark

Itsuka no merry christmas--(written by B'z) sung by Ayumi Hamazaki and Gackt

itsuka no merry christmas--in my pants (roughly translated "when it's christmas"--in my pants)

guilty G/NG has had very loud gas at a friend's/relative's wedding

Strawberry

.....will lead to emptiness and woe. never go to bed mad......

^has a very sucky Sig

I drempt that I was dancing on stage and singing 1000 words by koda kumi in the origional japanese, suddenly flames shoot up from the stage at the bases of my feet and start wrapping around my body in a very sensual manner. I continue dancing and my clothes are burned away, I continue singing even though the only thing covering my naked flesh is a sensual dancing flame. My skin dosent burn my hair waves around like a wind is blowing and the fire keeps blazing dancing over my skin like a lover's fingertips. When I wake up my panties are soking wet...the good kind. (my grandmother says it was a sex dream.)

I did at my grandmother's house i was making toast and the cabinets burst into flames. I have never peed in a public swiming pool.

I had a dream where I was running naked through a field of flowers, a waterfall and a massive spring was ahead of me I ran and I ran and I dove in. When I realised I could breathe under water i felt like i was invincible I began to swim through underwater caves the beautiful colors surrounding me and my body feeling wonderfull in the cool depths. (and no I didn't pee the bed) When i woke up i consulted one of my dream books and found out i had an out of body experience. (SUPER!)

does self loathing count? G/NG your first alchaholic drink was the peppermint schnapps on the back of your parent's bed. (underage of course)

In my post apocoliptic story chocolate swirls, I take pride in my nearly all male cast. The leading man/Uke is Evra, a play on words his name stems from the biblical Eve. He is very pretty and feminene in his apperance. His co star is Shinsuke Corrigan a tall strong yet slender man with short spiky hair and narrow eyes. Shinsuke's profession remains a secret untill close to the end of the story. The shop owner Is Shinsuke's brother Julius and his role dosent quite last but I feel he fit the bill as a one shot charector. Evra has a sister whom he dreams of Named Minna She also is a one shot charector because of the state she is in through the duration of the story. Various side charectors appear and only a few have been given names, Conrad the one eyed gang leader. Pastor Benton the owner of the orphanage, and two orphans by the names of Shiro and Ryuchi.

hot

Hashcloud=(please see fart aka. rancid cabbage, carrots, potatoes, and ham fart) ((you do not wish to smell this for your eyes will bleed it is doubly worse coming from an old person. I should kno!))

when i was a young girl--Feist

A bicycle built for two in my pants

John dorian from scrubs...he's so semigay it's cute!

cereal

Guilty G/NG Has gon a week without making number 2 (constipation suks!)

I think every good writer starts out as godawfull, you won't progress unless you get a certain criticism that makes you change for the better...like me. I had this one fan fic that started with an orgy and got all emotional at the end...I think that's what killed it. i had quite a few godawful fics and without criticism...I probably would still be Godawfull. *bows* thank you and tah tah

heavy

I have always had a thing for Atemu (Yami-Yugi)