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Shinju

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  1. OmG, you soooo pwned us all, that's sooooooo sexy, just like a fat guy with a beer gut too lazy to reach for the remote control so he tries to scoot it closer to him with a pillow before giving up and scratching his balls while he resigns himself to watching infomercials.

  2. Okay. I never thought I’d be one of those mid-20’s anime geeks who got angered by sub/dub translation discrepancies, but here I am. Think of this as a testament to my never ending lameness and I completely understand if you must mock me, go for it. Get a gun and relive me of my misery while you’re at it.

    So I just got done watching the English dub of the episode where Mikami Teru makes his first appearance. I was so excited, only to be let down by the fact that his famous sakujo/eliminate catch-phrase had been translated to the ever so dorky “delete.” I boiled with my geeky fangirl rage and nearly turned off the TV. Eliminate, obliterate, eradicate, anything but delete!!!

    Okay, I understand that delete is probably a more accurate translation of sakujo, and better shows certain aspects about Mikami’s character, yada yada yada. Someone explained it to me. But can no one explain to me why they just couldn’t use erase instead? I mean, it means the same thing and sounds a whole bunch less lame.

    And another thing, while I’m here. My famous “they changed the scene before the NOT gay foot rub scene” rant. Yes, you must listen to my ravings!!!

    The foot rub scene was not gay. Jesus and Judas symbolism blah blah blah. The rooftop scene before it was gay, but you wouldn’t know that if you just watched the dub because they frickin completely changed what they were saying. You can go to deathnote.tv to compare the sub to the dubbed version of the rooftop scene to see what I’m talking about.

    Yes, as much as I love L on Light fanfiction, I understand that, by canon, L and Light are not gay. But you have to admit, if you watched it, the subbed version on the rooftop scene was kinda gay.

    There, I'm done. I feel less angry now.

  3. Hey, sweet! I didn't know they had turky legs at Disneyland. And I thought the highlight of the trip would be the $10 churros!

    Shinju, Raphaella, greenwizard and PorkChopExpress86 on the plane to Disneyland

    Raphaella: Sooo . . . . PorkChop . . . wanna get this party started early?

    PorkChopExpress86: Wha'd ya mean? :::Has a mouthful off turkey leg. (Yes, they inexplicably sell them on JetBlue):::

    Raphaella: I'm sayin' the first ride I want to ride is th PorkChopExpress. Now let's go to the restroom and join the mile high club!

    PorkChopExpress86: Idunno, do you have certification that you don't gots the herpes???

    Raphaella: Erm, yes, it's right in my back pocket. :::Fumbles around in her back pocket::: Yeah, it's right here.

    PorkChopExpress86, Raphaella: :::Start making out:::

    Meanwhile, in the next row over . . .

    greenwizard: OMG, Shinju! We forgot the Diet Coke with Bacon!!!

    Shinju: OMG, greenwizard, that's the 18th time you mentioned it. Knock it off already.

    greenwizard: But Raphella put the idea in my head an now I'm craving it!

    Shinju: No.

    greenwizard: BACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

    Shinju: Ergh, fine. :::Unbuckles her seatbelt and makes her way toward the cockpit:::

    Ten minutes later, the plane makes an unscheduled landing onto a California freeway so greenwizard can can get his Diet Coke with Bacon. The plane takes off again.

    Raphaella: BACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! :::Makes a run for greenwizard's special edition Diet Coke:::

    ProkChopExpress86: But I thought we were gonna join the mile high club!?!

    Raphaella: Er, yeah, but maybe we'll sneak off while they're riding the It's a Small World. But for right now, BACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

    Shinju: Let me have some of that bacony Diet Coke.

    greenwizard: But I thought you were a vegetarian, Shinju? You said you'd never eat meat again!

    Shinu: :::Glares in the direction of the cockpit and wipes her lips with the back of her sleeve seemingly trying to get a bad taste out of her mouth::: I know, greenwizard, I know. There's a lot of things I said I would never do again. Now hand me that vile bacon drink!

    greenwizard: But how did you get the pilot to stop???

    Shinju: :::Tries to scrape bad taste off of tongue with her teeth::: I dont wanna talk about it, greenwizard. I don't wanna talk about it.

    Meanwhile, back at Shinju's place:

    Zyx: I'll get you Shinju! If it's the last thing I do! Oh God! Hanna Montana! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?????????!!!

  4. How mad would you be if you were a guy who had two girl friends who you "like" liked, but instead of liking you they ended up liking each other? Please base your answer on the premise that they refuse all offers to have a hot and sexy threesome with you.

  5. :::Binds Zyx's wrists and ties him to her bed:::

    Zyx (nervously): W-what are you gonna do to me???

    Shinju: You'll see. :::Takes a CD out of her desk drawer:::

    Zyx: Wait, what is that? Just what do you think you are you going to do with that?

    Shinju: . . . . It's my little cousin's Hannah Montana CD. :::Puts the CD in the stereo and sets it on repeat:::

    Zyx: Wait, what? Are you leaving?!? Turn this shit off!

    Shinju: Don't worry, I'll be right back. :::Closes door behind her and leaves the house, meeting Raphaella and greenwizard outside:::

    Raphaella: Are you sure he's gonna be alright in there?

    Shinju: He'll be fine, don't worry about it. Alright guys, let's go catch that plane to Disneyland!!!

    greenwizard: Yay, Disneyland!

    Shinju, Raphaell, greenwizard: Yay! :::Happily skip off arm in arm on their journey to the magic kingdom:::

    Mwahahahahaha.

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