Lady Large Bottom

LMAO You DO realize that the Long Island Sound in between the island and the rest of the country, right?

This thread contains massive amounts of fail, thanks to the OP, but the replies of the other members here make up for it with so much win it isn't even funny. There should totally be a "Memorable Threads" section or something.

About a year and a half ago, I was a regular on AFF.net, and I followed this one writer's works like crazy. Since then, however, I lost access to my internets, and can't remember what her name was, or what her stories were called. Her works did alot with femdom as a major component to the plot itself (yes, these works had actual plot!), and usually featured a man being captured somehow, and being tamed by a female via BSDM tactics. One of the stories took place in a desert, and I think the main character's name was Johnathan, while another took place in Russia (I think...), and the main character "Inky", was used as a mule for part of the story and as a personal servant for the rest of it. Can anybody give a girl a hand?