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apparently Don't mothers know that these kinds of images can give kids nightmares?

Ben Kingsley

Boy Meets World (Television)

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You can buy a hooker. enough said. Is paying for a hooker better then taking care of yourself?

Guilty. sad to say. G/NG: Wishes their favorite character was real,

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Freddie Kruger

American Idiot (album/song)

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if you were really religious Why would you choose religion over happiness?

can doesn't mean he will.

hi. i joined the forums a little while ago and posted about one of my stories and then stayed away. well i logged in today, had some free time, and saw some interesting topics. so i posted in them and now i feel like becoming more of an involved member. i write hetero fics. these are the kind that interest me. i seem to write mainly in the television section and read in the different anime sections. mainly dbz, inuyasha, and naruto. i think that is just because there are a lot fewer television writers aside from certain shows which get a lot. for this profile i write purely smut. i have in the past written long drawn-out romantic stories that have been rated as not the best ever written but fairly good. i admit my writing talents do not match many of the people on this site but it is good to see how my skills compare. i am 19 right now and have been writing for a while. i do have college to go to and so i sometimes take a long break between stories. and at other times i finish a couple chapters of a story in one night. just depends on how nice my professors are feeling that week. from what i have seen this forum seems really nice and i think i will enjoy it here. especially the stupid games. hope we reach infinity soon!

well i read another topic asking about the filler episodes and this question popped up in my head.

i certainly hope so. got to love a good naruto fic and based on the number of naruto stories i guess a lot of people agree with me.

People that don't wake up until 15 minutes before they have to get to work. What kind of person doesn't realize this and wake up 20 minutes earlier?

A History of Violence (movie)

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cedric diggory

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god that cracked me up. really enjoyed the female orgasm. wasn't expecting that.

I AM EVIL not sure how this went. no canada answers. everytime i take a quiz like this i end up either evil, sick, or twisted. plus i am narcissistic. i am starting to get the hint. i am an evil bastard. kind of relieved. now i know what to do with rest of my life. just be evil and i am living up to my potential. its a good feeling.

yeah i have a couple names. i write long romantic stories that some people like. i have basically smut that some people like. and i have stuff that are neither one really that people like. i like many different ways of writing. usually people find something they like and keep up with it. this way if someone likes something i wrote and wants to read more of the same it is easy for them.

both those jokes are hilarious. i liked the first one better just because i had no idea what was coming. plus the accent was dead-on which is hard to do when typing. i am definately going to tell the sausage factory joke to some people. agree that the ethnic jokes are too funny to just die.