^ Wrong!
< Tells ^ that he is a very naughty boy! But then ^ will probably view that as a compliment.
< Smacks naughty Red!
V Probably enjoys the idea of being spanked!
I am probably going to re think my strategy in case Nan doesn't do hers first.
I am agreeing with Red that mornings are for other people.
I am wondering how 'new' this kind of tired is?
^ Is sort of correct
< Mind has been more in the gutter since joining this forum as if it was bad enough!
V Is the fault of my having now a completely dirty mind instead of partially.
^ Is also a good sleeper once asleep.
< Would like to cuddle something more than a pillow when goes to sleep.
V Has something more than a pillow to cuddle at night.