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Australia has an election coming up to vote for a new leader, a Prime Minister. Our election campaign season? 1 single month, and then it's all over. And we STILL complain about the length of it.
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Christmas, the time of the year Satan gets a lot of letters from dyslexic kids.
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Don't look at me.
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thumbtacks work just as well, don't they?
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Duct tape. The choice of pit fiends everywhere.
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Day after day after day of 105 degrees and 90% humidity, and with no end in sight. I've really, really had enough. This is, without doubt, worse than anything I experienced in Singapore, and that country is on the equator!
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Our roads are a sheet of ice. You all are welcome to come and visit.
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I'll take the snow any day. Breathe easy. Iced tea?
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Actually, I finished the iced tea off days ago. But I'll be getting more tomorrow, in a blessedly air conditioned supermarket...
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Finally wrote, and actually finished, a new story. That's the first one in a long time, and it's birth wasn't too easy, either.
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WTG Melrick!
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Thanks. :-)
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I'll tell you, I'm quite happy with the fact that if I want to read staff stuff, it's always going to be GOOD stuff. We're blessed with having excellent writers on staff except for me and Rogue of course
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For US people out there: If anyone can show me recipes for what you call biscuits and for scones then send me the links. We don't have what you call 'biscuits' (that I've noticed) and I'm curious to see the ingredients to see if they're basically the same things. Thanks.
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This is a pretty basic biscuit recipe: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/southern-biscuits-recipe/index.html As far as scones, I use recipes from a British cookbook for those, so mine are probably the same as what you'd get.
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So you lot use scones as a part of your main meals, like with gravy and whatnot? That is some crazy shit going on right there! You lot are wacky. lol
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Yes, we are! Batshit crazy, the lot of us! lol
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Fucking great. A day that started pretty ordinary gets a whole lot worse when I get rear-ended in my car. *sigh*
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If the car is written off, the agreed value of it wouldn't even be enough to buy the same car again. So I either have to buy a worse car or put my own money to it. I loose either way.
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That absolutely sucks. Is there any hope that they'll choose to fix instead?
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Don't know. I'll find out next Wednesday.
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Fun fact: 8 of the top 10 deadliest snakes in the world are Australian. The worlds deadliest, the Inland Taipan, has enough venom in one bite to kill 230 people.
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And that is why I stay the hell away from your backyard, my friend. I'd need full body armor to visit your backyard, honestly...
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I'm taking great delight in knowing my backyard is safer than Melrick's yard.
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*sniggers* mine's safer. No snakes at all... and no lizards, or frogs, or even deadly spiders.
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Going bald? Here's a cure from 1748: Take an ounce of pulverised cat shit, mix it with the juice of onions and rub into scalp. You can thank me later.
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I think I'd rather look into some scalp tattoos… or a bad toupee
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Tattoos. Definitely tattoos.
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I'd shave my head and turtlewax it
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Got my flu jab today for the upcoming winter. And for those who still think the flu jab can give you the flu, I'm declining the temptation to call you an idiot. I hope you appreciate my restraint.
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Actually, that was me showing tremendous restraint. You should see me when I'm annoyed.
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Honestly, I think this has gone too far. It's easy to read mal-intent when you can't hear inflection. Melrick, I do not deny your right to express yourself, I responded because your initial statement was very challenging towards naysayers. I hold no disrespect for your position, I just gave an opposing one and I thought it was funny that it didn't take much to break your restraints. LockedBox - I don't feel I incited with my view, as my words were not inflammatory, but perh...
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Aack! The comment box lets you ramble on but there seems to be a character limit. I was cut off and so was Locked Box. How do you read the entire comment?
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Happy birthday to me, etc.
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Happy Birthday!
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oops! forgot to say it here! Happy Birthday!
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Thanks for all your birthday wishes! I appreciate it. :-)
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Headache? Pliny the Elder recommended sufferers tie a foxes genitals to your forehead. Let me know how that goes.
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Heh, Google searches in America for "How can I move to Canada" have spiked since the Super Tuesday results. Sucks to be you lot. lol ;-)
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You should come to Australia, especially if you're not fond of snow. We also treat our politicians with the contempt they deserve.
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yeah... The moonbats and crazies have descended. Australia and Canada seem pretty good. Anyone need a nurse who has training to deal with almost the full spectrum of issues?
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Nurses are always welcome here.
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Here we go again, back to seeing if my dad's got cancer. I'm not sure how much more I can take of this...
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I will keep you in my thoughts Melrick!
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Hang in there Melrick. My family knows this one all too well. BIL undergoing surgery Tuesday for recurrence.
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Thanks. Even the threat of cancer is like an axe hanging over your head, suspended by a startlingly thin rope. And good luck to you too DG.
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Holy shit it's hot! Hot and humid! It's freaking hooooot! Someone make it go away!
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Sounds about like summer where I live. D: I'll wish for some of the rain we're having here to go your way. xP
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I'm with Wench, I would trade you in a second over the cold!
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send it my way
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I finally tried blue cheese for the first time tonight. Sweet dancing jesus that's awful!
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I tried it for a couple of reasons: firstly, I'm a cheese lover; and because of the comments some have made about it being surprisingly nice. I now know these people to be insane.
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Now if you like brie, Saint Andre is a nice triple cream brie...
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what? blue cheese is nice. Stilton. or St.Agur... *feels v alone*
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I have a love/hate relationship with my computer. Love it intensely when it's working; detest it when it's not. But at least it's working again... for now.