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Having a new computer and finally finding out how to use the damn operating system.

9/10 because I happen to love both those characters.

Bart Simpson (I kinda skipped a few pages, so if it's been used I'm sorry)

My oldest child was off from school on Monday and as fate had it she was grounded to her room for a fist fight she had with her sister. To try and drown out the noise of her constant complaining I made her close her door. Well, apparently she had had something to eat that didn't agree with her. Now a normal 11 year old would probably have said something if they had to go to the bathroom right? Not my oldest - no - she sat there on her bed and slowly tried to gas herself to death. As it had been very quiet for quite sometime I decided that I needed to go and check on her. I opened the door and there she was, laying on her belly, reading a book and very quietly giggling to herself. I swear I have NEVER smelled something that bad in my life. If my hair hadn't been straight already it would have been straight after I walked in there. My oldest started laughing so hard at the look on my face that she started motor boating. I think the bed moved about five inches from the wall. And people keep telling me my little angles will grow out of this facination with farts - I haven't seen it happen yet.

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Tight

Hustle

Pins

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Lazy - which is how I'm feeling right now.

Because Murphy's Law states "If you get into the one class you really want to take it will be held on the one day you can't make it." Do you think Murphy actually exists?

I am wishing Red all the luck in the world on the exam. I am happy to be home. I am very glad that I am off tomorrow.

Food

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Rake

We can only hope - can't we?

I think so - but didn't her plastic smile and rubber boobs make her bounce? (Q&A)

Iron Man

Very Guilty. G/NG - Has run to the store for someone when they knew they shouldn't be driving in the state of mind (or altered state) they are in?

I am sending this to Red for the applause I am thinking that Red should be counting the lucky stars right about now.

Not Guilty - Most of the relationships I've had I've ended - but all of them have ended with that since of Freedom. (BTW - we got off on another tangent - erm - game again( I have never - wanted a booty call as badly as I do now. (just a little fun between the sheets and I'll be good as gold again - damn Valentine!)

Guilty - but then again I cook for them on most nights. G/NG Cooks even if it's only them.

Sheep

Guilty - the DA on Law and Order is from my home town and when I went to visit my Granny in the home she was there on occasion visiting her Dad. G/NG - Would enjoy Valentine's Day more if they had a mate?

I am wishing Red luck as well - I can remember my class in Biochemestry too and it was a bitch - still passed it though. I am happy to announce that I have christened my new computer in the alter of fan fiction.