I haven't either - been accused but was vindicated (and got a date w/ the cop too!)
I have never been hospitalised due to illness (injury yes, allergic reaction yes - illness no)
The only one I liked was Animaniacs bowling - but I don't know if pigeons pulling balls into the gutter with huge magnets would be considered sports....
I have never - owned an X-box
I am thinking I need to take a break from my life.
I am thinking that if putting pen to paper and not getting paid for it is this stressful I need to find something else to write for a while.