I am reminding Red that he's had more practice than my new spell check program.
I am interested in knowing just how long he can last on only dirty talk?
I am admitting that they are over rated.
I am also admitting that you can get really shit faced on them without even realizing it.
I am not spelling worth a damn tonight - my spell check had to correct "Blowjob"
I am remembering that I did get wasted on jello shots once and tried to hook up with the class clown ...
I am remembering that he slept on my floor due to the inability to perform because of inferior fuel.