Leonhart29

Randomly firing half loaded weapons at Superman.

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Pulling on the rattle of a pissed off snake in mating season.

I have and learned how to shoot it with pretty good accuracy too. I have never had to use my hand gun.

I am basking in my sudden burst of technical know how. I am letting you all know that I just rewired my phone for the first time ever. I am very happy to have a secure line once more. (I am wondering if I'm tooting my own horn too much) I am thanking Big Sam for the Mojo... and it does smell a bit like pickle relish.

Close but no cigar.. not that you need one mind you. Daz?

^ wants to share a lot more than a red bull.

I am no longer allowed to have a shitty phone line.

My ability to rewire my outside phone line thus insuring the rate of dropped connection goes down next to zero.

Because they weren't allowed too. Why?

Dudley Do-Right

Happier place for the men. If men came with the same money back guarantee women would be_____.

Very Guilty G/NG - thinks people who are horny should stay away from you when you're not in the same mood.

Barter

Astute

Not if you don't want me too. Isn't having a solid internet connection again wonderful?????

I am stating that my old room mate WAS that neighbor. I am very glad that I kicked him out when I did. I am even going so far as to say I tied pillows to his feet - it didn't help.

I haven't either - I can thank my darling sister for that one. I have never had a really hard time coming up with something for a game. (And I let them have one candy a night for about a week before the sugar lumps give me the mumps)

Kicking a sleeping bull in the balls.

Irrigating the eye with sulphuric acid.

As a rule I don't eat them very much so I guess I haven't either. I have never allowed my children to eat anything they wanted. (scary bitch - that's me on Halloween when I'm candy grabbing and throwing it away after giving them apples and such)

I am watching Uderworld Evolution. I am thinking that if I ever swung that way Kate Beckinsale would be in trouble. I am wishing I could get a little of Big Sam's mojo for my chappie.

I haven't either - Russel Stover makes some astounding sugar free stuff. I have never been able to tell the difference between sugar and splenda

About a million US - which is what it's worth to me. Do you think I could raise that amount of cash?

Then both of them are off the map without a chance in hell of asking for directions. Daz?