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Well if you must you must I suppose. Let's see here - should I go the safe rout or go out on a limb? I'm thinking limb... Red?

Because a shot in the dark only makes its mark one time out of every 100 or so. Why?

Now I'm interested and I'll have to pick my brother's brain for all the names, places and just what the hell they turn into. Although now that I think about it Optimus Prime has to have something amazing behind that grill .

Because your mind is on that cute little number in the next room with the clip board. Why?

Until the storm outside knocks me off line again. Trae?

A feather duster?

Yellows

Because it's so hard to aim at the little opening in the tops of those test tubes. Why?

You know - If I become a "Grandma" anytime in the next 10-12 years I might just kill my girls (they're 10 & 11)... geeze! I'm just now getting to the point where I'm happy with my age, let's not age me passed it. I still want another one... I think.... maybe.... *sigh* maybe I should have my head examined. You are evil - and you make me smile.

Hmmm - that has possibilities, but I'm afraid that my mischievous side might come out and not only will they squirt oil all over everything but one or two might transform at the wrong time causing quite a few "dings".

Because one can't make a decent human being without copulation. Why?

Yes

Luck has a lot to do with it. Trae?

Give him a pint of Guinness and tie a blue ribbon around what's under his kilt. Now - how about something for the Irish Lass?

Simon Cowell

knew what the hell we were talking about most of the time. Which really isn't true because the majority of us can __________

Because populating the world is a mighty big thing to do. Why?

Not Guilty - and I'd tell you if I knew. G/NG Has slept a full 8 hours at least once this week

Sexual Thing - Poison

fiction based hilarity meant to entertain and enlighten. That doesn't mean that the news is any less_________

I have never squatted over a reservoir - no - that would be silly... but I do use the public sewage system whenever the situation calls for it. I have never been struck by lightning (as of this post anyway)

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way worse than anything fiction can dish out. For an example of that please see_________

I haven't either. I have never crossed my eyes, touched my tongue to my nose and hummed "Shiney Happy People" while dancing a jig.

a whacked out woman with a full bladder. But you can always underestimate a_________.