[Count To Infinity]

2528! I win... What?... I can't win... not a GAME?!... ZOMBIES?!.... Damn it.

[I Have Never....]

I have. 10 pm to 6 am at McDonalds. The horror...

I've never been in a padded room.

[Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!]

Once you collect all the jewel shards in this level, you'll find out.

This is the new millenium, where's my jetpack and hovercar?

[I Am...]

I am the terror that flaps in the night

I am the sockyou lost in the laundry

I AM DARKWINNNNNNNNNG DUCK

I am lame and nostalgic

[New? Introduce Yourself!]

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Cain.

Sorry. I really enjoyed that movie and felt this was the only time I could use this intro. (V for Vendetta in stores August 1, 2006.)

I've been writing for 5 years and finally am coming out of a year old dry spell. I've posted a lot of my recent works, please review.