quamp
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... ripping off the plot of a badfic I once read. It had a Marty Stu doing that with the King Roach.
If the Marty Stu had fallen into the lava...
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Say, this is a pretty funky carpet you got here, VIP...
Do you really, honestly think I could get Dazzledfirestar to do that for me? Think again!
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Sure! Come as whomever you want.
Who do you think I should come as?
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^ Darn tootin'! Well, except for alt-country. The Old 97's are a fairly decent band.
< Usually listens to alternative bands. They Might Be Giants, Live, Funland, The Ocean Blue, the Suicide Machines, and Sing-Sing are some of my favorites.
V Has no idea who any of those bands are.
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marathon sex
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Guilty. Some thieves broke into my truck two weeks ago. Strangely enough, all they stole was a cheap, homemade CD. The street value is about $1. (I tried to get a car alarm installed the week before. Well, it's supposed to be installed tomorrow.)
G/NG: had one's house broken into.
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Well, if that were possible, we wouldn't have any crime.
I have never... seen any fics other than my own in the Ninja Nonsense fandom.
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... I certainly wouldn't get Mpreg. (for those of you who also visit the GAFF boards.)
If I were a 19th century novel...
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I'm wearing a black Live T-shirt and blue jeans, actually.
Leon?
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Betty Rubble
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CANBERRA (Reuters) - Condom makers say it's the world's best job, a "sexecutive position." An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products.
Hmm...
I think it's worth a trip down under, don't you?The "bed-testing" position is unpaid, but 200 selected testers would be up for free pack of Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 ($854) for one lucky winner, White said.In return, testers would have to report back on the feel and performance of the company's products.
So what? The perks alone are worth it!
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Well, I think if we did that in Texas, the state would lose a good chunk of its population.
I read somewhere that about 22% of Texans could name both Senators from Texas. Fewer could name their state senator. (Mine's Will Harnett - not a bad guy, but not great either.)
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'd![cranky old man mode]
Well young'n, in the days before the internet, we stood in line to buy everything.
Why, sometimes these lines were more than several blocks long!
[/cranky old man mode]
Not guilty.
G/NG: stood in a line more than a block long.
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... I'd be written on instead of vice versa.
If I were a part of a car...
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I doubt it - the rains have brought a lot of mold and bad stuff around here. A lot of dormant mold and algae is getting wet again. Ever smell that?
Leon?
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Gabrielle Sabatini
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^ Well, I've done both, and I can see some similarities.
<Wires and sodering can get pretty messy. So can gardening. Sometimes, smelly chemicals are involved in both.
V Hasn't heard the song "Gardening at Night" by R. E. M.
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Why are you wearing banana yellow with dirt brown?
Do I look like an ATM to you?
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I have - fortunately, it was a milk snake (non-poisonous.) Hurt like hell though.
I have never... been stung by a scorpion.
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No, he's got a shotgun for his rabbits.
Is it cruel to shoot cute bunny rabbits?
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I thought I was in the armpit of Texas. (it sure smells like it.)
Leon?
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I've been
'd!... I'd spend my time chasing gazelles, occasionally catching one for a meal.
If I were a claims adjuster...
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Right state, wrong side of that though.
Leon?
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