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Spoiled

How the heck am I supposed to cross the street downtown here? Why shouldn't I call her an angel? She's always up in the air about something, harping on my faults, and never has an earthly thing to wear.

Wouldn't insectacide be quicker (Plus not having a swarm of bees after you?)

Well, I've painted a house, but not by myself. It would take forever to do that. It took five of us a weekend. I have never... had someone else do a job when I knew how to do it myself.

No, but I wouldn't mind her here with me... *Throws a dart at a dartboard* Trae?

Making Everyone Dramatic Over Real Things, Holindg Other People Hostage Over Baseless Inuendos and Acusations (Jeez that was hard.) S W E E T T O O T H

^ Well, I'm bound to this planet and the zeitgeist of now. < Constraints can be quite limiting at times. However, without certain guidelines, one would get very confused easily. V Would get confused if people pointed at the same object and called it different things.

Guilty, ever since *mumbles.* G/NG: Thinks it's normal to crave sex now and then.

I would much rather do it safely as well. Perhaps we can invent some recyclable condoms?

Am I Awake? - They Might Be Giants w/The Elegant Too

Lena Lovitch (naughty points if you can tell me who she is!)

I hope you never need to - at least when I'm around. I haven't either. (I've witnessed sexual harassment too, Leon. It was not pretty. It took three of us to get this bastard away from her.) I have never... attacked a woman.

8008 (Hey, that's a palindrome!)

Passionate Redheads In My Apartment? Then I'm Very Excited! N E R V O U S N E S S

Hmm... maybe I shouldn't post and let Daz post next so Leon can be right. Oh wait a minute... too late. Leon?

Well, I cringe when I hear a child sing the chicka chicka bow bow thing, but I didn't hear it from my uncle. My uncles are very much the rectums of the right. G/NG: Has at least 3 relatives that can be considered rectums of the right.

Say, why are those pirates so angry and making their captain walk the plank? Well, they say the road to hell is paved with good intentions...

^ Is learning that new motherhood can = lack of sleep. < Constantly has to deal with sleep-deprived women at day job. V Often feels deprived of something - not necessarily sleep.

So does this mean lambskin condoms are out? What about latex ones?

Yes ma'am! Unfortunately, I got to go now... Leon?

Certainly. Leon?

Well, It's not for me to decide, but I'd vote no. Geoffrey Palmer

Agony in Pink (always makes me sick to my stomach.)

I haven't either. Then again. who has? I have never... worked well when stressed out.

Cranky Old Dimwit Geriatic Elder Rants W H E E L O F F O R T U N E