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^ Only if we go Dutch. The pocketbook's taken a big hit recently. < Not really a Bruce Willis fan. < Thinks he's more face than substance. V Likes the face of Bruce Willis more than what's inside.

Nope, just the neighbor. Leon?

Sorry, I don't do IMs. I don't really feel the need to do that. (I'm a big fan of revenge, in the theoretical sense. If you like it check out the Get Even series by George Hayduke.) G/NG: chatroom junkie.

I haven't either, although we seem to be in the minority on that. I have never... had trouble understanding Milton Erickson.

9/10 - we all know that bad boys get all the good action. Fixed the picture. Try it this time...

Quite big considering a moose doesn't have opposable thumbs. So what would the talk in a moose chatroom be like?

What did you think of that fluffy little bunny the forumite wanted to put in the title? I said maybe and that's final!

I don't want to sound like an alarmist, but I think the neighbor's building an ark and gathering two of each animal... well, gotta go. Leon?

Why do I always get stuck with this kind of thing? Homey don't swing that way either. I have never... taken insults to my sexuality very well.

I'd pack Uzis instead of M-16s. If I were a province in Canada...

^ Naturally. I can't say I blame you for liking Jimmy Eat World. < Saddened that they don't play "Sweetness" on the radio around here. V Radio isn't much better for V than <.

Probably for the same reason that New Yorkers hate New Jersey. Can't we all just get along here?

7/10. Interesting... Well, the new sig is up for rating here...

You're right, amigo. (Say Taker, what's with the anti-Texas attitude? There's more than one Texan on this board, you know.) Leon?

I'm not quite understanding what you're asking... but I'm going to say not guilty, I think. G/NG: Abadnoned a fandom because it was getting "too popular."

So... do y'all like your sex fast or slow? That statement does not stand up to intense scrutiny.

You know why Ann Coulter is famous in the first place? She's a "hot blonde babe." I think if she looked like what I really look like, nobody would listen to her. Nobody would care.

Well, all it takes is one important person being fined that amount of money to get the law overturned. I think it's just a matter of time before some congressperson gets caught speeding in Virginia, then leans on the legislature to overturn this law.

Well, gotta run now... sorry. Maybe Red this time?

... a parent. Parents have a lot of expenses, such as...

Is there anything we can do to stop the noisy neighbors again? AAAHHHH!!! Fangirl stampede!!! Run for your lives!!!

I think I just had one myself. How do we fix brain farts anyway?

Well, sorry, but no... He's lurking around... Red?

I've been 'd! I haven't done any body waxing either. (So are you implying that the carpet doesn't match the drapes, Daz?) I have never... been so wrong about a presumtion before today.

^ Only if it was cowpunk or alt-punk. < Knows that relationships are more than just 'what can you do for me.' It's more 'what can I do for you.' < Has Mojo Nixon's autograph framed on the wall. V Never heard of Mojo Nixon before.