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Posts posted by Rick_Andrew

  1. I can pop balloons with my whiskers !   *


    • Growing up, my son really thought I could—actually my stunt had involved a leetle bitty sharp pencil hidden in my hand.  ** By the way, never blow up an overinflated balloon that close to your face, unless you’ve given thought to the fact you are popping a balloon really, really close to your face and are sure you want to do that.
  2. "I see, by your outfit, that yooou are a cowboy."

    "I see--by your outfit--you are a cowboy tooo."

    "We see--by our outfits--that we are both cowboys.

    If you get an outfit, you can be a cowboy too ! "

  3. > “Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning?”


    He slicks his froggy hair back, gets a manager, goes on a promotion tour and takes up playing the guitar ?


    No ? Sorry, just a quick guess !   

  4. I heard about a guy who was killed instantly

    --isn’t that how it works?

    You’re alive – you’re alive – you’re alive

    – then you’re dead.


    (Steven Wright)

  5. Sprays that vibrator with Lysol - mottles with auburn, stone, and brown spray paints to look like my neighbor's squirrel corn; blends it into neighbor's autumn door wreath wondering when he'll notice   – –  

    chuck my icky ol’ Jed-Clampett-lookin black trilby hat


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