Rick_Andrew
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Grabs several pounds of candy corn ( grimaces at phone in other hand--where I just got dentist's cheery notice "your-six-month-cleaning-is-due ! " )
Throws five cookies ! And I only licked three of them.
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What are we doing today, Zuul ?
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Hey : I’m depraved on account o’ I’m deprived !
-Westside Story
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Roast Chicken Faces And Fried Ducks’ Feet
-The Toons
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Finally giving Gals Panic a listen. I never knew any of their songs when I was in Austin (well I was only there 25 years).
Chuck Norris Action Jeans - Gals Panic
Not listening real hard though. There’s furniture here, I might hurt myself.
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I had to look that up (Panic!)--wondered if there might be any connection with Gals Panic, from where I grew up (Austin).
Watched the whole High Hopes vid before I thought much of it. Hmmm ! Thanks for that Kagome.
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If I were a lizard I'd complain to a wizard.
If I were a succubus --
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I can pop balloons with my whiskers ! *
- Growing up, my son really thought I could—actually my stunt had involved a leetle bitty sharp pencil hidden in my hand. ** By the way, never blow up an overinflated balloon that close to your face, unless you’ve given thought to the fact you are popping a balloon really, really close to your face and are sure you want to do that.
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Well I’d rather have a bottle in front of me
Than have to have a frontal lobotomy
-song by Randy Hanzlick, M.D.
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^ is so generous with the candy corns !
< Barfed in a saxophone case once
v Might like coffee
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Speechless, just laughing at what George said !
I can get my teenager off to school—BEFORE noon.
- BronxWench and GeorgeGlass
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Hokey myths and ancient religions are no match for a good blaster at your side.
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BronxWench, thanks for everyone know of Anesor's passing, and your rapport with her.
Condolences and all the best to you Bronxie for your benevolent ministration of AFF--and thanks too to Anesor for having made AFF a greater place.
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"I see, by your outfit, that yooou are a cowboy."
"I see--by your outfit--you are a cowboy tooo."
"We see--by our outfits--that we are both cowboys.
If you get an outfit, you can be a cowboy too ! "
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> “Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning?”
Hmmm.
He slicks his froggy hair back, gets a manager, goes on a promotion tour and takes up playing the guitar ?No ? Sorry, just a quick guess !
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I heard about a guy who was killed instantly
--isn’t that how it works?
You’re alive – you’re alive – you’re alive
– then you’re dead.
(Steven Wright)
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Sprays that vibrator with Lysol - mottles with auburn, stone, and brown spray paints to look like my neighbor's squirrel corn; blends it into neighbor's autumn door wreath wondering when he'll notice – –
I chuck my icky ol’ Jed-Clampett-lookin black trilby hat -
Dang, that was good--everybody stayed hid 'till almost September !
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I can act so poorly the crowd will scream “Chuck Norris deserves an Oscar !”
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“I’m into drag racing.
I know it’s dangerous—but I love driving really fast with women’s clothes on ! “
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Back off, man—I’m a scientist !
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^ Might really like pink
< Known to sing really dumb made-up things no matter WHO’s listening.
v this person looks mahvelous today ! -
If she won't go out with you, there’s always another to ask !
How come they don’t call auto-correct “auto-mess-up-what-I-typed ?”
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I left two on their quest into a wizard’s lair. Poorly lit (the cave—not the questors ! )
Where did you leave your character(s)?
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In the bat-bed--Batman, Spider-Man, and Alfred
When Cortez reached the new world, he burned his ships.
But I bet his 'ships weren't half as bad as mine.