PervOtaku

Write stuff that doesn’t excite me, well not often, but I definitely have some ideas that are begging to be stories but don’t really feed into my personal kinks. So it will be interesting when I get around to them.

I've always shied away from this sort of self-promotion before, but I'm dreadfully excited about a new story so I'm taking the plunge.

Stories are here: http://members.adult-fanfiction.org/profile.php?no=1296954634&view=story (mostly original works, some fanfic from time to time.)

The new one specifically, is Cheer Raider & SABRE Panther, a magical girl/mecha team-up story with plenty of fun sexy times. I figure especially around here that's right up everybody's alley. It's a 13 "episode" series with new ones going up weekly. Also things got a little out of hand and I ended up with theme songs for it.

So, enjoy that, and the other older stories, and future stories, and feel free to reply here with comments, questions, and discussion.

I’ve seen sites with name generators keyed to several specific genres, too.
Sometimes I’ll just flip open the phone book to random pages. One time I did that with the in-flight magazine on an airplane.

Some erotic fanfiction is used to create insane crack pairings, other erotic fanfiction is used to fulfill the sexual tension that obviously exists but the original show can never do anything about. Sometimes it’s about an actual canonical pairing and we just want to see them have sex rather than infer it from the fade-to-black. Lots of anime shows are practically sex farces but without any actual sex, and we are just dying for the hapless guy to go to bed with all the girls that are always fighting over him.
In short, it matters a whole lot what show you are doing, what character pairing(s), and what your motivation for that is.

I’ve seen sites with name generators keyed to several specific genres, too.
Sometimes I’ll just flip open the phone book to random pages. One time I did that with the in-flight magazine on an airplane.

Some erotic fanfiction is used to create insane crack pairings, other erotic fanfiction is used to fulfill the sexual tension that obviously exists but the original show can never do anything about. Sometimes it’s about an actual canonical pairing and we just want to see them have sex rather than infer it from the fade-to-black. Lots of anime shows are practically sex farces but without any actual sex, and we are just dying for the hapless guy to go to bed with all the girls that are always fighting over him.
In short, it matters a whole lot what show you are doing, what character pairing(s), and what your motivation for that is.

Your entire premise is off, because valkyries aren't warriors of the Norse gods, they are grim reapers for fallen human soldiers. I don't really recall any myths where god or the gods have an army of warriors. Such servents tend more to be messengers if anything. Most wars in the old myths where the gods are involved are proxy wars where each god choses a human side to represent them and helps their guys out in much smaller ways, or battles that are so big that only the gods themselves can fight in them.
The view of Norse valktries or Judeo-Christian angels as a army of heavenly warriors comes more from modern pop culture, which usually borrows names from old myths more than it does portray the myths faithfully.

Your entire premise is off, because valkyries aren't warriors of the Norse gods, they are grim reapers for fallen human soldiers. I don't really recall any myths where god or the gods have an army of warriors. Such servents tend more to be messengers if anything. Most wars in the old myths where the gods are involved are proxy wars where each god choses a human side to represent them and helps their guys out in much smaller ways, or battles that are so big that only the gods themselves can fight in them.
The view of Norse valktries or Judeo-Christian angels as a army of heavenly warriors comes more from modern pop culture, which usually borrows names from old myths more than it does portray the myths faithfully.

I've read a lot of Japanese hentai manga (porn comics) in which the cervix is penetrated as if it's nothing. At least when it's a tentacle monster doing it, the length is there. When it's a supposedly normal guy doing it, it shows the author is ignorant of penis to vagina proprotions or just doesn't care.
In a tentacle demon story I wrote, I made a specific point of saying the demon doesn't enter the cervix. However, I'm totally aware this fetish exists, and the imagery of the girl's abdomen protruding from the cock or tentacle pushing against the inside of the womb is a strong one, if only because it is so goddamn absurd. So in the interests of giving the audience what at least some of them apparently want, I've put some thought into this.
So as long as you're in a fantasy or scifi setting to begin with, there are two "plausible" things to remember, which has already been mentioned. One, the cervix opens fairly wide during childbirth. This is generally a function of hormones, all the inner workings of reproductive systems are regulated by hormones. Introduction of the right hormones at an inappropriate time could have interesting effects. Two, during normal periods the cervix is closed but its opening still runs through it. It's just very small. Something, or rather a lot of something, that is similarly very small should be able to get through unnoticed. Once on the other side, in the womb, they can have a little more fun. It's not quite the same as a full blown cervix penetration, but the end effect should be just as good to fulfill the fetish.