polywolly

^ Is being silly. < Knows why ^ is being silly. < Has the same silly notions on a regular basis. V Shouldn't be so hard on V-self.

Still me! Daz?

Cab for Cutie (the band! )

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Not guilty. I'm not fucked up enough, as hard as that is to believe. g/ng: used up all the hot water in the shower

life

^ Doesn't know how many times < has written the same sentence today. < Completed the sentence and several others, but still isn't satisfied. V Will let < off the hook this time.

You picked me! Daz?

I am afraid I wandered off so long that everyone left. I am used to being alone. *sniffle* I am also trying to write, trying the operative word there.

history

I am no longer allowed to spend 10 minutes catching up on the "I am no longer allowed to..." thread when I could have been reading the orgy!

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I am going to attempt to write while I have a chance. I am glad my husband found his way to bed, but now I'll not have room when I finally turn in. I am giving Daz g'night hugs. *waves sleepily*

^ Has heard about me and my cognac, which < drinks only because it's fun to spell. < Has enough trouble typing sober, and not typing the word, but performing the task while suffering the condition. V Corrects people's grammer silently in their head while people are talking.

Mostly not guilty. I appreciate his work, and his...um...manliness?...but he's not really on my short list. g/ng: Has lied to someone just to get them to go away.

2987 - With any luck, I will be blissfully dead by this point in time...

I am laughing because I just realized... Alright, I realized a little while ago, that we fan fiction writers are writing fan fiction about ourselves. I am hoping that other celebrities find the fan fiction we write about them and their characters equally as entertaining.

^ Shares <'s penchant for excellence. < Edits, then edits some more. Knows that writing is rewriting. Also knows that an eraser is a godsend, that the backspace button is indispensable, and that spell-check is an absolute necessity. V Can't stand it when people mispronounce words, for example, "supposably" instead of "supposedly".

^ Knows < is patient about such things. < Has to go smoke now that < is up-to-date with the orgy < Likes to know where she is at all times, either in real-life or fan-fan fiction, as it were. V Will save a smidge of her talents for "The Virus"? Please? *realizes the need for a pouting, pleading smilie*

^ Thinks I wonder lewd things about my ass. < Wonders less about <'s ass when occupied with such things as tatting lace and polishing <'s dirk. And no, 'dirk' isn't a typo. < Is off to read the orgy. V Is looking around for a napkin, and when they don't find one, will wipe their hands on their pant legs anyway.

First, that reads like a parody of an author's note, but as familiar as I am with idiocy, I'm not at all surprised that it isn't. Second, WTF? I would suggest that this author write to her heart's content, take the hard copy, and set it on fire, because the world would be all the better for it. Oh, and fire has never once criticized someone's writing. That ought to encourage the little snot. *ahem* I feel much better now. Thank you, bookworm51485, for sharing. Then I suppose she doesn't enjoy the mail for her illiterate fans. That's a fine way to alienate an entire demographic.

I am off to finish a chapter and see if my Scotsman lives or dies. Happy Orgy to all and to all a G'night!

Me either. *blech!* I have never been able to whistle very well.

^ Is right < Just read it a bit ago. V Thinks Red should get to writing his next entry.

For a few more minutes Daz?