polywolly

I am surprisingly good at making up gibberish, or making up crazy double-speak that confuses the reader before the reader has time to fathom the depth of their confusion. I am only as good at the gibberish as the gibberish is if the gibberish were paying me in farthings and dried coconut.

pontificate (It's funny how every word in the language can leave you for a second. )

...unusually disturbing. It takes one __________.

...better than barbequed ferret with oyster dressing. Squinting is the leading cause of ______________.

What should I call this putty? It's my new invention.

3836 (I'm curious. How, exactly, could it be worse?)

Because women like men who need some fixing. Why?

I am no good at card games. I am much better at making up gibberish.

polywolly (I went blank, then I was like, "Duh!")

...y cracker to the parrot will only shut him up for a minute. Barbequed parrot is__________.

Hello, little girl. Will you help me find my puppy in this big, obviously sinister, windowless van? That was one for the record books.

Because Quamp is a collector of -isms. Why?

3834 (My keyboard won't survive another spit take like that one.)

I am full of chicken strips and cookie and have since moved on to coffee. I am amazed that Trae hasn't already heard of mumblegarbleMmmphmphmurmer.

...get jealous of the wood nymphs' bushes? Not after _____________.

How's that new secretary working out? Five of clubs.

Because he not only enjoys his misery but loves sharing it with others. Why?

3832 (I'm glad my husband wasn't looking over my shoulder when I scrolled down the page, Mad! )

I am off to seek dinner. I am sure I'll be back!

3827 (Because normally I get thwarted by the FC several times a day, but it hasn't happened for a while.)

Because Quamp threw up his onions...AGAIN! Why?

I am telling Trae that he can use this info the next time we *mumblegarbleMmmphmphmurmer* for DarkVampWriter.

3825 (Did someone shut off the flood control?)

Because they succumbed to the subliminal messages in Sesame Street. Why?

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