polywolly

Black Hills (song- Mott the Hoople)

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^ Will spend the next 2 hours perfecting ^'s avatar. < Has spent at least 10 minutes waiting for Oliver Wood's turn in the rotation. < Realizes that sounded rather dirty. V Pays more attention at the mention of the word dirty.

You ninja'd me in CTI. Some'd call that cheatin'. Someone who figured out that acronym.

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I am wishing Alan a happy birthday as well! I am understanding of Nanaea's feelings. I am letting her know that I was, let's say, shocked when I found out several years ago that Alan is two years older than my father. There's something just not right about that. I am happy to see all you happy people. I am now singing that REM song about shiny happy people.

Mm-hmm! Trae?

Of All The Gin Joints In All The World (song)

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I had to think about it, but no, I haven't either. I have never dated anyone more than five years older than me.

^ Likes shiny things. < Pays attention when there's something in it for <. Otherwise, pays nothing! V Will pay half attention while being half inattentive.

Haven't been him for ages. Daz?

That's fantastic, and sadly, not terribly surprising. This one came to my attention yet again today while I was at the mispronunciation capital of the world, my job. A formal compliment is known as “a commendation.” This makes perfect sense because someone, for some reason, is commending someone else. Far too often, I have heard this sentence. “John got four accommodations last month.” Okay, I chalked it up to having misheard what the person said. Surely, they said “commendation”, right. Nope. “John got four accommodations last month. It’s been three months since I got an accommodation.” The use of the word “an” proved it. I stopped correcting people about that a looooooong time ago. The blank stares I received in return made me uncomfortable.

I am amazed that I survived another day on so little sleep. I am happy to know so many were entertained by the infomercial. It gave me a good laugh. I am happy that Leonhart has hit 1000 posts, although I suddenly miss the naked ladies. I am going to stumble off to bed after catching up with the orgy. G'night all!

Civil War (song - Guns n Roses)

Literally, no. Figuratively, several times. I have never received a parting gift.

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Night Snake

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11/16. Would have been 10, but nikolatesla gave away the weasel/chimp guy. That description was disturbingly accurate.

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^ Made me think of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. < Also thought of the Washington Monument, but thinks that pointy is not always better. V Did NOT suddenly think of Mount Rushmore as the tattoo on the lusty mountains.

I am no longer allowed to imagine Redsliver and Echtrae in an In-A-Box infomercial. Trae: And if you call in the next seven minutes, you will get a special deluxe copy of Special Delivery, the hottest romance novel since the AFFO went public. Red: That's right, Trae. But that's not all. The next fifteen callers will also receive two free tickets to the AFFOOB, the most thrilling musical orgy to hit Broadway in...forever! Trae: By dialing 888-1INABOX, you'll not only find yourself with the latest in lifelike adult entertainment, delivered right to your door. You'll also have access to all things In-A-Box. Red: You make it sound like In-A-Box is sweeping the nation! Trae: You better believe it! *Both grin and wink at the camera in perfect sync* Red: In-A-Box Male Order Company. Trae: Even your fantasies never looked this good.

I am sympathetic to Leonhart's plight. I am still giggling about Trae and Red's mini informercials up top. I am imagining them touting all things In-A-Box on a well-scripted late night commercial.

^ Is aware of how to stay dry and how to get wet. < Thinks that ^^ should not jump if the fall looks too terribly far, unless the pond is particularly lusty. V Tried to envision a lusty body of water.