redsliver

Roar

I found some old essays I wrote and picked some quotes from them. They are rather comedic, and the one about women being afraid is used by the professor I wrote it for to teach other students how to write an essay.

that's me Leon?

I do so long as they were smart and potty trained. I have never liked dumb kids.

Urge

Only to the grandkids Daz?

Mike Myers

I'd rather not they tend to shit without warning. Is warning too much to ask for?

(You forgot the L Quamp.) Right, I Can Kick Many Asses Nightly. Q U A M P

^ averse to using carrots.

I go by that name, and I go as well, Adieu ladies. Daz?

Kink

Mighty Mouse

I am high fiving Daz for getting Nan.

Kiosk

That's what they call me. Daz?

Kayak

I am able to type one handed.

Drake Mallard (Wait it was Gosling Mallard, I screwed up his first and last name, oh well)

Hiya Daz?

I am hoping my writing will eventually make me some money. I am not holding my breath on billions though.

Pack

Gosling Drake (Darkwing Duck's Daughter)

In a word, no. Nan?

I am nothing if not wise.