BronxWench

It’s their own damn fault. They’re sending mixed messages with them ball pits. 

I haven’t been here all week, fingers crossed it’s something minor and easy to treat.

Hey, get well soon! I wanna hear that you’re all better soon!

I’m with Melrick. You’re going to be fine, or I get to kick ass on whoever is messing with you.

Well, that largely sucks. Nothing like being kept in suspense, and not in a good way… 

No answers and no appointments. Just more “wait for a call for an appointment for this wide assortment of tests”. Oh well. 

Thank you, CloverReef… and I’ll cross everything for you, for the medical appointment. 

Oh no! I feel for you Willow

Well, you know me, always late to conversation...  But, fingers crossed, hopes with you, and some lucky clovers, horseshoes, and...  Well, no rabbit's foot, so...  

Thank you Donna; I hope so too!

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I’m with Melrick. You’re going to be fine, or I get to kick ass on whoever is messing with you.

Poor 8 dudes thinking they were getting blow jobs when they were really getting neutered. 

Well if you have 15 balls in your lungs, learn not to suck so hard next time.
*Waits for any applause*
I’ll get my coat.

LOL Melrick. I chose the word balls for a reason, you know. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Making light of it fends the panic off a bit lol. My doctor called them ‘nodules’ and that didn’t sound dirty enough. 
You guys are probably right. Chances are it’s just an infection, but it’s that tiiiiiny chance that it’s more serious that’s nagging at the back of my mind. I just hope I get some answers today rather than having to wait another forever for that fucking biopsy. 

::head meets desk:: Well… today I’ve got actual snow. As in big ass flakes and no visibility past 2 or 3 kilometres… I swear, the Vikings were idiots, thinking this rock was inhabitable… 

I was thinking of a gag about having balls in your lungs, but perhaps not appropriate right now.  Either way, you’ll be fine and dandy, you’ll see.

April was the hottest on record around here, so the weather everywhere is pretty screwed up.

I’ve started my seeds in the house so now mother nature knows that its time to stop trolling, because I told her. That’s how it works, isn’t it? Boss mother nature around? She’s not gonna smite me or anything, is she? Oh god, she’s not gonna cast a plague of snails upon me again, is she?! 

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Up here, that’s the middle of summer, love  We like to indulge our delusion that summer has actually started until then  

::crosses everything::

Thanks!  And I was given a late birthday present by discovering that ABBA have actually recorded new music together! 

Happy birthday, Melrick!!

Oh yeah, cake is the best thing about it.